I am totally serious when I say this:
If you knee/kick someone in the nuts, the penalty will be a tennis ball shot from an automatic pitching machine at your groin while the other fighter is recovering. You will not get time to recover before the fight resumes.
If you poke someone in the eye, you will have to wear an eyepatch for the rest of the fight AND take a shot to the groin from the pitching machine mentioned above.
__________________ How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if woodchucks could chuck wood?
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