Jones probably has too much class to open a sub shop that specializes in the chael sonnen: a 4 inch sub with waaaay too much cheese and absurdly tiny meatballs [made from steroid-injected beef, natch] that leaves a bad taste in your mouth and makes you talk out your ass later.
oh, and as a special touch, then remorselessly plagiarize the ad photo and copy from a lesser-known source without crediting the true author.
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