Jones probably has too much class to open a sub shop that specializes in the chael sonnen: a 4 inch sub with waaaay too much cheese and absurdly tiny meatballs [made from steroid-injected beef, natch] that leaves a bad taste in your mouth and makes you talk out your ass later.
oh, and as a special touch, then remorselessly plagiarize the ad photo and copy from a lesser-known source without crediting the true author.
All manner of men came to work for the News: everything from wild young Turks who wanted to rip the world in half and start all over again -- to tired, beer-bellied old hacks who wanted nothing more than to live out their days in peace before a bunch of lunatics ripped the world in half.
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
The Rum Diary