1. Ed Herman ("My ground and pound is the most exciting thing you'll ever see", he's lucky Rory didn't fire-off one of those crazy kneepit strikes on him, Richie Cunningham-looking motherfucker.)
2. Tim Sylvia (Being tall as a tree aside, he has possibly the worst genetic makeup of any champion of any sport walking the planet. If he was 6'2" he wouldn't stand a chance. Xyience ads? I don't think so.)
That's about it.
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