Originally Posted by Diegonightmare
Exactly, like when hundreds of thousands of people claim to have been "in the audience" for the first small club show of a band that later made it huge....when that first show actually had a couple hundred people max in attendance...
Dude...I was at Woodstock, too. And I filmed Kimbo's first backyard fight. They paid me a six-pack because I was the only one in the neighborhood with a camera.
Plus, I went to junior high with Metallica and I fucked Green Day's sister. Well, really, I just touched her boob.
through her shirt.
But she totally wasn't wearing a bra, so it counts!
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