Originally Posted by rivethead
If the UFC puts quality cards like this for the rest of the year, I'll be thrilled. I'm not sure if it has anything to do with an increase in competition, but I'm just glad that it's going on. I'll be stuck way out in Deep BFE, Vermont over the weekend my wife's family reunion so I'll have to avoid the boards until I get a chance to actually watch them all.
I'm considering insulting her Dad so that I'm uninvited. He's pretty low key and more likely to get over it without any long term effects.
Sadly, my wife is far, far smarter than I am and will likely see through it.
Fake injury rivet... just fake injury. If it still doesn't work, just club her over the head like the caveman used to do and drag her into your cave... then watch the event.
Chances are since she was knocked out, she won't remember what happened.