If the owner/other admin can post rankings I wouldn't wipe my ass with, I'm pretty comfortable relegating a talentless hack who--like many talentless hacks in journalism everywhere--rely on controversy to generate interest in his work, as the writing itself doesn't attract anything but flies.
I'm part of a benevolent dictatorship, after all. We really don't have pics of your moms.
All manner of men came to work for the News: everything from wild young Turks who wanted to rip the world in half and start all over again -- to tired, beer-bellied old hacks who wanted nothing more than to live out their days in peace before a bunch of lunatics ripped the world in half.
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
The Rum Diary