Originally Posted by Bran
no, we've all lost quite a bit of weight. we went on an MMASpot retreat last summer with your mother, thefirmh0, and ran a train on her. 6 cycles a day burns a lot of calories, so now we're all in great shape. your mother on the other hand, and you'd know this if you'd ever pick up the phone and call her, is currently pregnant with...what's the term for when you have 19 fetuses in you? 19-uplets? which is weird, b/c after she had you, she got her tubes tied, which again was weird b/c a doctor told her she was sterile before she got pregnant with you.
I'm a miracle baby what can i say, but i know that's all a lie because my mother doesn't date, she only marries.