Originally Posted by Cat--Smasher
Of course he would.. Didnt you hear about the time Pasha tired to fuck a bowl of Doritos?
Oh come on, I had a really bad moment in my life at the time. I was depressed, I was without any job, without any friends, without money.
I was so sad and then the bowl of Doritos came to me, we talked, we had some drinks, then I tried to fuck the bowl but it seems that the bowl did not drank enough alcohol. The bowl said that I was was just like a brother, just a "best friend". I got friend/brother zoned and It made me feel even worse.
But those times are over, I changed so many things in my life and now I have a lovely and beautiful girlfriend.
Here you have a pic of her:
PS: Indeed I would nail Chris Cyborg lol