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Originally Posted by rivethead  You don't get it.
the most important this is selling ad space on that crap reality show. Everything else is secondary.
I hear this year, they're going to change that tired old format way up: Instead of taking everything even remotely resembling a way to spend time constructively in the house, they're going to give the fighters lots and lots of alcohol! It's going to be off the hook!
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I can see the commercial for this season now:
"The Ultimate Fighter is back and, this time, shit's getting REAL:
Dana White: "We decided to change the fuckin format this year. So in-fuckin-stead of both teams training at different sessions during the fuckin day, they are going to share the fuckin gym and locker rooms. This will open up more time for the 2 new fuckin activities we are adding to the fuckin show. After noon jobs working at a fuckin ice cream store and nights they work as fuckin bouncers but have to drink a fuckin bottle of grain alcohol before each fuckin shift. Its gonna be amazing. If they want to be in the UFC they better be ready to fuckin fight, and drink...fuck."
Get ready for classic zingers from the coaches such as!!:
Chael: "You got my belt you whiny baby bitch." "I've been slappin kids like you around since before you learned how to drive....drunk" and "I'm sending Jones back to no internet down in Curibita....what? He's not Brazillian? But hes dark just like that Silva guy...whatever"
and wait til you hear what Jon Jones has to say!!!!
Jon: "Gregg..........WAHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Tune in for the newest season of The Ultimate Fighter: TUF Sonnen v Jones: Who the fuck cares about Contenders Season.