Originally Posted by KevoOnTheRadio
My Mom knew I liked "that cagefighting stuff" so she got me the gaudiest Affliction shirt she could find for Christmas one year. Had to cost her $50 or $60, and I felt bad (still do) because I never worse the damn thing. Ever. Think I ended up using it as a rag when I changed the oil in my truck.
My ex bought me a tap out shirt one year. It actually looked pretty badass. Never ever ever ever wore it though. If it hasn't said tap out on it I would have worn the stitching out of it. Unfortunately tap out shirts signify everything I am not as an MMA fan. Stupid drunken jocks. All they want to see is two guys swinging wildly with no technique until one of them gets knocked out. I cheer when the fight hits the mat. I love grappling. A tap out shirt screams I'm a drunk moron who doesn't understand the sport. Not to mention all three of those guys were douchey. Sorry to speak ill of the dead but he died street racing. Then his buddies stole his ashes from his sister and sold off vials of them?!??!??!? What a bunch of asshats. Furthermore why in the hell did those fools have to have pro wrestling names? Mask, punk ass, and skyskrape. Ugh you guys make tshirts you're not Saturday morning cartoon characters. Ok I'm off my soapbox now.