Jesus christ, I know I may come off as a superior grad student here, but if you're going to use an analogy(albeit a poor one), could you at least spell gorilla correctly?
Also, how exactly would I not "make it out of the first round"? I didn't know you had any BJJ or amateur wrestling cred, or standup prowess to speak of.... I thought you were just a middle aged fool?
Oh, and if anybody else notices, the more this progresses, the more his comments degenerate into swearing and veiled threats of rape?
MY MMA RANKINGS
HW Velasquez Cigano Werdum Cormier Bigfoot Barnett Mir Browne
LHW Jones Machida Evans Hendo Davis Goose Teixeira Shogun Mousasi Bader
MW ASilva Rockhold Belfort Weidman Jacare Okami Kennedy Consta Belcher Boetsch
WW GSP Hendricks Condit MacDonald Diaz Maia Fitch Kampmann Ellenberger Pyle
LW Bendo Alvarez Maynard Melendez Thomson J.Miller Diaz Pettis Chandler Grant dos Anjos
FW Aldo Mendes Curran Lamas Frankie Zombie
BW Cruz Barao Fernandes Faber Moraes