Originally Posted by KevoOnTheRadio
What the fuck dude? My uncle is an accountant you son of a bitch.
Has your uncle been aggressively squelching any perceived threats as soon as they arise? Wearing his tie around his head like a hachimaki
Maybe he and Anderson's hearts got magically switched, like in a Disney comedy or something.
All manner of men came to work for the News: everything from wild young Turks who wanted to rip the world in half and start all over again -- to tired, beer-bellied old hacks who wanted nothing more than to live out their days in peace before a bunch of lunatics ripped the world in half.
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
The Rum Diary