Ladies, I'd prefer not to have to ban anyone or close this thread.
sniggles, stop baiting dbader.
dbader, stop rising to the bait.
Both of you: Go to your rooms, and no sulking, or I'll take away your internets.
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Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
The Rum Diary