Its a sad thing you find a man beating on a woman acceptable. Your wife should probably stay clear of you the nexttime you two get into an altercation.
However by all means when she calls the cops on you please feel free to express your views with law enforcement. Don't even bother using neosporin while you're whoopin her ass. Instead explain to the cops that men and women were created equal.
I would laugh at you but honestly that shit ain't funny. I had a feeling you were fucked up in the head. Perhaps you should be on narcotics as well.
Best Fighter on the planet.