Jim Miller will finally get a title shot.
Sonnen retires and becomes a leading figure on the Fox broadcasts.
Aldo moves to LW. At least 3 LW fighters immediately move to FW.
Dominic Cruz returns; gets leg kicks to death by Barao.
Vitor crushes Bisping. Silva is uninterested in a rematch. With no clear contender, he sits on the sideline. He only fights once in 2013, it's either GSP or Bones. RH has a brain aneurysm and isn't allowed on the computers at the retirement home anymore. RD assumes the fight is with GSP, has an orgasm so violent that he shatters his own hip. Finally, his pills are legal and he's happier than ever. With no hip, he becomes aware of the plights of the handicapped and declares himself handi-capable. The forum is then accused of being racist against the handicapped. Repeated attempts are made to explain to RD that handicapped isn't a race. Many images captioned "Haters gonna hate" follow.
Originally Posted by MIZjitsZOU
Rampage 97124389 wins his first two pro matches. Roaddog manages him to a contract on a new tuf. Page loses his first match by decision 20-18. He then gets kicked off for calling everyone (ref, fellow fighters, judges, and dana white) a bunch of racists. Following this, him and Roaddawg file a civil suit against Zuffa, to no avail. Anderson Silva publicly questions their manhood. Page retires and now works at a Barnes and Noble. Roaddawg never recovers from Anderson's comments.
MIZ, you are my hero.
Originally Posted by Fedorlei Gomipierre
The Diaz Brothers will still be unfamiliar with takedown defense
That cracked me up. It's also incredibly accurate.