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duran
09-02-2006, 06:36 PM
Moderators, excuse me for this, but satire is a healing thing.

Some people on this planet have been acting up lately and need some sense put on them.

I would love to see certain celebs, politicians and current "Fifteen Minute of Famers" battle in a cage just because.A lot of money could be made for charity if these really would happen on pay per view.

Here is my pick for the first bout.

In special "Hole in the Ground on Oprah's Couch" match:

"TOM CRUISE versus MAYOR RAY NAGIN"Who else should be on the card?

Let the beatdowns begin.

killerinstinct
09-02-2006, 06:43 PM
Mel Gibson vs. Dustin Hoffman

Beatts35
09-02-2006, 07:14 PM
Snipes vs Rogan !!!

AlCarey
09-02-2006, 09:07 PM
Crowe vs Pitt

AJL416AZ
09-02-2006, 11:30 PM
kevin federline vs a bear

Intellectual
09-03-2006, 12:51 AM
kevin federline vs a bear

:lmfao:

duran
09-03-2006, 01:29 AM
Simon Cowell v. David Hasselhoff

matto
09-03-2006, 11:14 AM
Jim ross vs. jean clude van damm

stephen segal vs rosie o'donald

ronald micdonad vs. micheal jackson.

LFD
09-03-2006, 01:52 PM
Clay Aiken vs. Chuck Norris.
Fall Out Boy vs. Chuck Norris.
Paris Hilton vs. Chuck Norris.
Gary Coleman vs. a mini-Chuck Norris.
And in a fight that only he could pull off, Chuck Norris vs. Chuck Norris.

duran
09-03-2006, 04:51 PM
Clay Aiken vs. Chuck Norris.
Fall Out Boy vs. Chuck Norris.
Paris Hilton vs. Chuck Norris.
Gary Coleman vs. a mini-Chuck Norris.
And in a fight that only he could pull off, Chuck Norris vs. Chuck Norris.

broyouarefukkingkillingme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao

killerinstinct
09-03-2006, 07:16 PM
And in a fight that only he could pull off, Chuck Norris vs. Chuck Norris.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Chuck Norris would win that fight.I know, I know bold prediction huh?

BigJoe111
09-03-2006, 09:50 PM
How about Bill O'reilly vs Condolezza Rice. George Bush vs a speech therapist. Alex Trebek vs that guy who won a million and keeps bashing him. and from professional baseball John ROcker vs Ron Artest for the stick my damn foot in my mouth championship. Finally because I hear him say all the time that he trains MMA Rob Dibble vs anyone who wants to punch him in the mouth. OR Chuck NOrris against any of the affor mentioned pieces of crap.

ccl2087
09-09-2006, 09:54 PM
Chuck Norris vs. Jean Claud Van Damme, and Sylvester Stalone vs. Steven Segal

Mac
09-09-2006, 09:59 PM
Aniston vs Jolie

The Iceman
09-15-2006, 09:24 AM
Kobe vs Shaq special guest referee Phil Jackson with special guest commentator Chuck Norris calling the fight punch by punch.:afro: