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ripitupog
12-24-2009, 07:41 PM
Simple ass question.
FEDOR
NORRIS

we all knew this was coming someday. Who's it gonna be?

I say Chuck by round house kick in the 2nd round after he breaks all of fedors bones with his face

Daellusx
12-24-2009, 07:48 PM
Fedors punch would get caught by Chuck's beard. Chuck would then round house kick Fedor back in time to the USSR.

Mr.Gummy
12-24-2009, 08:31 PM
I picked Fedor, only if he brings in Bruce Lee to train with!!

roadie3@hotmail.com
12-24-2009, 08:39 PM
If it was chuck norris in his prime against fedor I wouls give it to chuck hands down, but if it happened today I'd say without a doubt Fedor would finish him off

bigsemi
12-24-2009, 09:31 PM
Did you here they made a Chuck Norris Toilet Paper??? It was an epic failure though..... Because Chuck Norris does not take crap from anyone.

jrcbk
12-24-2009, 10:30 PM
That is a matchup of an evil alien robot vs. an evil Russian cyborg who loves cheeseburgers. Chuck Norris via explosion of awesomeness.

WileyThaOne
12-24-2009, 10:51 PM
bruce lee would beat both

Pasha K
12-24-2009, 10:51 PM
Fedor by Fedoration.

JadedX
12-25-2009, 12:33 AM
bruce lee would beat both
And whilst blindfolded, no less.

If he really wanted too, Fedor could crush each and every HW division in all of MMA. However, a fight against the legend that is Chuck Norris wouldn't be an MMA fight. That said and per usual, Chuck Norris wins.

willpunisher
12-25-2009, 01:44 AM
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/1/11/Fedor_and_bear.jpg

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/57/Fedor.gif
^^This is not a gif. This is a real video of Fedor doing infinite push-ups.

tapper
12-25-2009, 01:48 AM
Simple ass question.
FEDOR
NORRIS

we all knew this was coming someday. Who's it gonna be?

I say Chuck by round house kick in the 2nd round after he breaks all of fedors bones with his face

someday, this question has been asked 5 years ago.
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s282/tappermma/vader-fail.jpg

Punk Ass
12-25-2009, 03:51 PM
This is a pointless thread! How the hell is Fedor going to beat someone that pushes the earth down, when he's trying to do pushups?

roaddawg
12-25-2009, 05:24 PM
bruce lee would beat both

I would take a sharp look at Bruce Lees wrestling abilities before wondering if he could take any well rounded MMA fighter. In other words he would likely get out wrestled but receive very little damage.

I wouldnt put him in the ring against any good wrestler.

rd

SLM85
12-25-2009, 06:51 PM
I think the Cage will lose too much power and strengh for one cage to handle i think stalemate they will trade punches till the end of time or till chuck desides to come out of acting retirement and make another season of walker texas ranger

Bizz
12-25-2009, 10:47 PM
Sherdog just called... they want their thread back

kalebarker
12-26-2009, 08:58 AM
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/1/11/Fedor_and_bear.jpg

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/57/Fedor.gif
^^This is not a gif. This is a real video of Fedor doing infinite push-ups.

That's nothing. Chuck doesn't do pushups. He pushes the world down.

jdwall
12-26-2009, 11:36 AM
"fukin chuck norris"

Acebpg
12-26-2009, 01:21 PM
Chuck Norris can't lose because The only time he ever made a mistake was when he thought he was wrong