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CtGreat
04-01-2011, 10:46 PM
UFC's Chael Sonnen responds to "Jail Sonnen" comment in verbal assult | MMAjunkie.com (http://mmajunkie.com/news/23026/ufcs-chael-sonnen-responds-to-jail-sonnen-.mma)

By
Roland Devoe


On March 30 2011, British middleweight top contender, Michael "The Count" Bisping, set social media on fire with his recent comments about MMA's pound for pound king of wordplay, Chael Sonnen, stating “I think Jail just saw Jake Shields in the shower and cant take how large his balls were in relation to his.” Like the shot heard from around the world, we have all been anxiously waiting for the inevitable verbal onslaught to ensue. Like the Ol'Faithful, Mr. Sonnen did not disappoint.

When asked about Michael's comments, Chael replied,"Look, Michael "The Ninny" Spitsping can sit back in his high chair, drink his tea, and fantasize about another man's scrotum all he want's, thats his business. He knows good and well that after going 3 rounds in the Octagon, my sack would make him look like Marry Poppins with Down's syndrome trying to fight her way out of a box of crumpets."
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Masscore
04-01-2011, 10:53 PM
Already stole that quote and added it to my sig lol.

This fight needs to happen.

sonofsteven
04-01-2011, 10:54 PM
Knew it wouldn't take long for a retort. The Mary Poppins/scrotum was much better and more well thought than the 'Jail' comment.
I just don't think anyone can compete with Sonnen in the humorous shit talking catagory and personally I don't think Bisping will be terribly competitive in the cage either. We just need an official announcement for this match and it's off to the races!

HighPlainsDrifter
04-01-2011, 10:58 PM
I don't use this a lot but that literally made me laugh out load

lwbrewer
04-01-2011, 10:59 PM
Now Mike you asked for it take it like a man and don't cry bloak:laughing4:

goodtimes
04-01-2011, 11:03 PM
Oh god, Bisping is in trouble. Sonnen is going to talk circles around him, then take him down and punch him in the face for 15 minutes. Nothing worse then a guy who talks shit and then backs it up.

NLRepublic
04-01-2011, 11:07 PM
hahaha man, this guy is amazing. Like Goodtimes made reference to above me, it's the fact that Sonnen is able to back up all of this talk is what is so compelling. I was one of the people who honestly believed Anderson was going to kick a hole in his face last summer, then after all that shit talking he went out there and did what he did.

IceCold48
04-01-2011, 11:09 PM
dude wtf? the link sends you to a page about real estate and there is nothing about this on the mmajunkie frontpage is this an april fool's joke?

Pasha K
04-01-2011, 11:10 PM
LMAO I never imagined Mary Poppins with Down`s syndrome

Hopefully Bisping will answer with some more trash talk and wont be like a girl saying "he talks a lot of shit, I am a sensitive guy, it pisses me off. I will kick his ass"

The Muss
04-01-2011, 11:19 PM
announce the fight dana!

I just want the date set so my countdown can begin..

Only thing that would make it better is if it in england infront of all his friends and family, i truely have zero respect for the man after 127..

WAR SONNEN!!!!!

IceCold48
04-01-2011, 11:20 PM
you guys this is fake! click the link. also look at the date in the text march 30 which is before bisping made the jail sonnen shit.

roaddawg
04-01-2011, 11:20 PM
Knew it wouldn't take long for a retort. The Mary Poppins/scrotum was much better and more well thought than the 'Jail' comment.
I just don't think anyone can compete with Sonnen in the humorous shit talking catagory and personally I don't think Bisping will be terribly competitive in the cage either. We just need an official announcement for this match and it's off to the races!

The Jail Sonnen has a nice ring to it especially considering his current situation.

CtGreat
04-01-2011, 11:22 PM
you guys this is fake! click the link. also look at the date in the text march 30 which is before bisping made the jail sonnen shit.

:grinsmile1: Party pooper!
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Sorry everybody, but at least you got a laugh out of it hopefully :)....April Fools

lwbrewer
04-01-2011, 11:22 PM
LMAO I never imagined Mary Poppins with Down`s syndrome

Hopefully Bisping will answer with some more trash talk and wont be like a girl saying "he talks a lot of shit, I am a sensitive guy, it pisses me off. I will kick his ass"
I'll chip in if you can kick his a** but may I suggest don't close the cage door and wear running shoes:dancingsmile:

Mac
04-01-2011, 11:25 PM
Even if this is real, I would actually have to give Bisping more credit for what he said as he didn't feel the need to make fun of down syndrome or people who suffer from it to get at Chael.

Kimbo> Rampage
04-01-2011, 11:28 PM
I kinda liked chael in the villain role, but he will get a lot more fans after he beats the shit out of bisping.

roaddawg
04-01-2011, 11:38 PM
Hopefully he will fall into another sub before eventually falling from grace. For a guy that hasn't learned how to finish a fight let alone avoid submissions he really needs to drink a nice warm glass of STFU.

KevoOnTheRadio
04-01-2011, 11:40 PM
you guys this is fake! click the link. also look at the date in the text march 30 which is before bisping made the jail sonnen shit.


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Sorry everybody, but at least you got a laugh out of it hopefully :)....April Fools

I like how everybody is ignoring that.

Kimbo> Rampage
04-01-2011, 11:42 PM
I like how everybody is ignoring that.
:clapping:
lol all those other posts were ridiculous and I knew right away not to believe it but I actually believed this one... nice, pulled one off on ole rampage.

captonion
04-01-2011, 11:46 PM
Bisping couldn't keep up, or handle Rivera's sad sack shit talk. No way no how will Bisping be able to match wits with Chael, and his clever repartee. Seeing how Rivera had the Count worked up, he just might hang himself when Chael spices things up.

CtGreat
04-01-2011, 11:48 PM
:clapping:
lol all those other posts were ridiculous and I knew right away not to believe it but I actually believed this one... nice, pulled one off on ole rampage.

Thanks lol, I tried to think about what Chael could possibly say and i came up with that. Mac is right though, it insensitive of me to use the Down's syndrome reference and i knew that before hand, but I felt like it would make it seem more authentic.

Kimbo> Rampage
04-01-2011, 11:51 PM
Thanks lol, I tried to think about what Chael could possibly say and i came up with that. Mac is right though, it insensitive of me to use the Down's syndrome reference and i knew that before hand, but I felt like it would make it seem more authentic.

ya, just shook my head about overeem vs. carwin, and franklin vs. mousasi. way too good to be true, but that actually sounded like something chael would say. Im sure he will respond anyways with something just as good.

Cat--Smasher
04-01-2011, 11:53 PM
haha I didnt think it was true, I have been checking Chael's twitter on a semi regular basis in anticipation on his response.

Masscore
04-01-2011, 11:57 PM
Thanks lol, I tried to think about what Chael could possibly say and i came up with that. Mac is right though, it insensitive of me to use the Down's syndrome reference and i knew that before hand, but I felt like it would make it seem more authentic.

You got me lol. 100%. Props and rep.

But you know what. I am leaving the quote.

CtGreat
04-01-2011, 11:59 PM
You got me lol. 100%. Props and rep.

But you know what. I am leaving the quote.

Haha go ahead :laughing4:

Pasha K
04-02-2011, 12:09 AM
LOL very nice one

Y2JUBAE
04-02-2011, 12:36 AM
Good fake. That actually sounded like something he would say and imitating Chael is pretty damn hard to do if you do it right.

Sakara=Excitement
04-02-2011, 12:40 AM
haha I didnt think it was true, I have been checking Chael's twitter on a semi regular basis in anticipation on his response.

Chael has said numerous times he doesn't have a Twitter account.

Does he?

Cat--Smasher
04-02-2011, 12:42 AM
Chael has said numerous times he doesn't have a Twitter account.

Does he?

Ha ha are you serious? Chael doesn’t have a twitter account just like it was a Hispanic man who called into the Jim Rome show and imitated him.

http://twitter.com/#!/sonnench

It has not been active since he tweeted about Rashad leaving Jackson's camp. Not always sure who he is yapping at....


sonnench chael sonnen
You better get ready to take a stroll, because after you get in the cage with me, Dana's gonna ask you to take your shoes for a walk...
3 Mar Favorite Retweet Reply


sonnench chael sonnen
I'll belt ya in the mouth so many times you'll be smilin' like Shane MacGowan, dummy. Oh, and your hero Andy kicks like a fighting chicken.
19 Feb Favorite Retweet Reply


sonnench chael sonnen
When your coach tells you to hit the "speed bag," he's not telling you grab your ballon of meth, you tweaker.
17 Feb Favorite Retweet Reply

But then again it might not be his and maybe the infamous Hispanic man has fooled over 30, 000 twitter followers.

Sakara=Excitement
04-02-2011, 12:49 AM
Ha ha are you serious?

Yeah, clearly I was.

These are the types of responses we've been talking about.

Couldn't just answer normally or?

sonofsteven
04-02-2011, 12:49 AM
The Jail Sonnen has a nice ring to it especially considering his current situation.

It's definetly accurate it just didn't have the spark of cleverness Chael's insults usually do IMO. I never thought Spitsbing was all that creative either. Also I have to say I feel like kind of a jackass trying to figure out the finer points of other people's juvenile insults . Fck it work is slow today!


Thanks lol, I tried to think about what Chael could possibly say and i came up with that. Mac is right though, it insensitive of me to use the Down's syndrome reference and i knew that before hand, but I felt like it would make it seem more authentic.

It was definetly believeable as a Sonnen response and I'd imagine his actual response might not be too different!

Cat--Smasher
04-02-2011, 12:55 AM
Yeah, clearly I was.

These are the types of responses we've been talking about.

Couldn't just answer normally or?

I was answering normally, it can be hard to tell sarcasm through type. I laughed cuz I though it was funny if you were joking but if not I wanted to provide you with the link and some additional info.

No disrespect meant.

Sakara=Excitement
04-02-2011, 12:57 AM
I was answering seriously, it can be hard to tell sarcasm through type. I laughed cuz I though it was funny if you were joking but if not I wanted to provide you with the link and some additional info.

No disrespect meant.

Okay cool.

Its just I don't have a Twitter account, don't follow anything on Twitter and have only heard Chael say he doesn't have one. That's why I asked.

beau420
04-02-2011, 12:59 AM
Mary Poppins with Down's Syndrome = http://www.zeitgeistyreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/palin.jpg

Even though she has a kid or grandkid with Down's Syndrome, that doesn't make her immune to my ridicule.

I'm already loving the shit talk between Chael and Bisping, I wish it could happen...but I think Nate's got it. Chael vs Vitor would be stupid...Vitor would get destroyed by takedowns, so maybe Vitor vs Bisping but I kinda hope it's Nate.

WileyThaOne
04-02-2011, 01:03 AM
sonnen needs to be a tuf coach

Cat--Smasher
04-02-2011, 01:03 AM
Okay cool.

Its just I don't have a Twitter account, don't follow anything on Twitter and have only heard Chael say he doesn't have one. That's why I asked.

Check it out, its worth it just to follow all the fighters feeds. Plus some fighters can be very interactive and respond to your questions or burns.

Cat--Smasher
04-02-2011, 01:08 AM
sonnen needs to be a tuf coach

Sonnen and Bisping next season - please uncle Dana, please!

Maybe Bisping can have another hissy fit on the TUF show and claim someone made racist statements against him yet again (like he did against Damarques Johnson on his TUF season).

Wait he pulled the racist card on the TUF show, pulled the racist card on Rivera... hmmm I am begining to see a pattern here.

MiddleEasy.com | Mike Bisping pulls out the racism card against Jorge Rivera (http://middleeasy.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=3910:mike-bisping-pulls-out-the-racism-card-against-jorge-rivera&catid=34:organizations)

James Deuce
04-02-2011, 01:08 AM
Didn't think he would say that. If he ever runs for a political spot again this would look so bad on him...not that all of the other things he's said wouldn't.

Sakara=Excitement
04-02-2011, 01:10 AM
Didn't think he would say that. If he ever runs for a political spot again this would look so bad on him...not that all of the other things he's said wouldn't.

This is a fake article.

sonofsteven
04-02-2011, 01:12 AM
Mary Poppins with Down's Syndrome = http://www.zeitgeistyreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/palin.jpg

Even though she has a kid or grandkid with Down's Syndrome, that doesn't make her immune to my ridicule.

I'm already loving the shit talk between Chael and Bisping, I wish it could happen...but I think Nate's got it. Chael vs Vitor would be stupid...Vitor would get destroyed by takedowns, so maybe Vitor vs Bisping but I kinda hope it's Nate.

hahahahahahahah good stuff!
And if anything, politicians/other public figures that purposefully put themselves in the spotlight are IMO even more open to ridicule as they are submitting themselves to public scrutiny. Not to mention they usually carry themselves with an undeserved sense of self-entitlement and are often greedy dishonest scumbags to one degree or another. So rip on my man!!

Also I am glad you used Palin for that pic as I can't take anything that bitch says or does seriously after seeing Who's Nalin Palin. Whoever cast that movie did a great fuckn job!

James Deuce
04-02-2011, 01:14 AM
This is a fake article.

...I know.

Hence the "Didn't think".

Sakara=Excitement
04-02-2011, 01:14 AM
This needs to be n00bjacked ASAP people!

IceCold48
04-02-2011, 01:16 AM
this is the best april fools day thread ever its confusing the shit out of people and some are just completely ignoring the posts about it being a joke hahahahaha

CtGreat
04-02-2011, 01:26 AM
this is the best april fools day thread ever its confusing the shit out of people and some are just completely ignoring the posts about it being a joke hahahahaha

thank you, im quite surprised that its still working and hasnt been noobjacked

cnlclink
04-02-2011, 02:00 AM
Mary Poppins with Down's Syndrome = http://www.zeitgeistyreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/palin.jpg

Even though she has a kid or grandkid with Down's Syndrome, that doesn't make her immune to my ridicule.

I'm already loving the shit talk between Chael and Bisping, I wish it could happen...but I think Nate's got it. Chael vs Vitor would be stupid...Vitor would get destroyed by takedowns, so maybe Vitor vs Bisping but I kinda hope it's Nate.

I don't care whether this if fake or not but I am soooo glad it prompted that picture to show up! My god beau420, I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe and that's not good when you work in the health care field. Lol you bastard, I had people coming over to see if I were ok and all I could do was point at that picture.

GSPvsSILVA2012
04-02-2011, 02:10 AM
HAHAHA bisping should go take a seat for a while

CtGreat
04-02-2011, 03:08 AM
HAHAHA bisping should go take a seat for a while

Read the rest of the posts man....:grinsmile1: