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JayBird
05-25-2012, 03:55 PM
Jon Jones.....


Jenna Jameson Arrested for Suspected DUI in Calif. | Story | Wonderwall (http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/jenna-jameson-arrested-for-suspected-dui-in-calif-1684106.story)


Thought this was hilarious given the similarity to Jones' accident. Plus she's a pornstar who had Tito Ortiz' twins.


Police say Jameson had driven her vehicle into a light pole early Friday in Westminster. She suffered minor injuries but refused medical treatment.


A police statement says a field sobriety test was conducted and there were signs of intoxication. Jameson was booked and later cited and released.

Flynnja
05-25-2012, 04:12 PM
How does she want to be like Jon Jones? Cause she got a buzz on and went driving? Pretty sure Jon Jones wasn't the pioneer of drinking and driving. Dumb.

Pasha K
05-25-2012, 05:53 PM
How does she want to be like Jon Jones? Cause she got a buzz on and went driving? Pretty sure Jon Jones wasn't the pioneer of drinking and driving. Dumb.

I think he was obviously joking.

And Jenna Jameson was not that amazingly good looking, I can name at least 10 pornstars that are way better than Jenna was in her prime.

Flynnja
05-25-2012, 06:09 PM
I think he was obviously joking.

And Jenna Jameson was not that amazingly good looking, I can name at least 10 pornstars that are way better than Jenna was in her prime.

I got a feeling you could name a hell of a lot more than 10...

MIZjitsZOU
05-25-2012, 06:14 PM
I think he was obviously joking.

And Jenna Jameson was not that amazingly good looking, I can name at least 10 pornstars that are way better than Jenna was in her prime.


I'm calling you out Pashak: Name them! :grinsmile1:

Pasha K
05-25-2012, 06:39 PM
I'm calling you out Pashak: Name them! :grinsmile1:

Ok. In no particular order:

Lexi Belle
Lexi Diamond
Alexis Texas
Sarah Vandella
Ariel Rebel
Gianna Michaels
Black Angelica
Jordan Capri
Katsumi
Jenna Brazil


I got a feeling you could name a hell of a lot more than 10...

Of course I can! That is why I said "At least".

The_Icon
05-25-2012, 07:08 PM
the difference is Jones wasn't trying to escape Tito's ground and pound

Kimbo> Rampage
05-25-2012, 08:56 PM
Ok. In no particular order:

Lexi Belle
Lexi Diamond
Alexis Texas
Sarah Vandella
Ariel Rebel
Gianna Michaels
Black Angelica
Jordan Capri
Katsumi
Jenna Brazil



Of course I can! That is why I said "At least".

Coming from the guy who criticized Jones for going to the strip club...

You seem like the type of guy who hangs out there every day... harassing the talent. :grinsmile1:

Qball1974
05-25-2012, 09:02 PM
I think he was obviously joking.

And Jenna Jameson was not that amazingly good looking, I can name at least 10 pornstars that are way better than Jenna was in her prime.

I've always had a hardon for Kay Parker! :)


Edit* I like the classic stuff LOL

Pasha K
05-25-2012, 09:23 PM
Coming from the guy who criticized Jones for going to the strip club...

You seem like the type of guy who hangs out there every day... harassing the talent. :grinsmile1:


LOL not at all. Actually I have never been in a strip club.
I have been with Hookers in the Amsterdam Red light district, it is much more simple than going to a strip club.
In a strip club you have to pay a lot of money for your own drinks and the drinks of the girl, and then you hve to pay if you want to fuck her. In Red light District you chose your girl, you pay 50 euros and you happily bang her. She says thank you, you say thank you and you leave with your dick being happy.

To be honest I kinda exagerate my pervert persona here in the forums lol, in real life I am not at all that pervert. I love sex though xD

Kimbo> Rampage
05-25-2012, 09:28 PM
LOL not at all. Actually I have never been in a strip club.
I have been with Hookers in the Amsterdam Red light district, it is much more simple than going to a strip club.
In a strip club you have to pay a lot of money for your own drinks and the drinks of the girl, and then you hve to pay if you want to fuck her. In Red light District you chose your girl, you pay 50 euros and you happily bang her. She says thank you, you say thank you and you leave with your dick being happy.

To be honest I kinda exagerate my pervert persona here in the forums lol, in real life I am not at all that pervert. I love sex though xD

lol, I always imagined you as one of those guys who falls in love with some stripper. Guess not. You do seem to watch a lot of porn though.

How was that? was she really fine? the hos around here are typically less than appetizing... if you know what i mean.

Sounds like a cool place to go. Smoke as much weed as you want then get some fine ass.

mmawolverine
05-25-2012, 09:38 PM
hijack! i think everyone should name their top ten pornstars now

Pasha K
05-25-2012, 10:01 PM
How was that? was she really fine? the hos around here are typically less than appetizing... if you know what i mean.

In Amsterdam most of them are pretty fine.
90% of them have very very nice bodies. There are also +60 years old whores and peruvian trannys but aside of that, the district is plenty of very fuckable girls.

It was really fun to walk and think "Oh this girl is so damn hot!! But I will walk a little bit more, if I do not find someone better than her then I will go with this one".
And then you walk and you have first world problems such as "Damnit!! I only have 100 euros with me but there are 2 awesome girls. Do I pay 50 to each one so I fuck both of them (only in one position and maybe they will not let me see or touch their boobs) or do I pay 100 to only one but I will see and touch boobs and fuck her in all positions I want?"

Aaaah good times! xD

CtGreat
05-26-2012, 12:15 AM
In Amsterdam most of them are pretty fine.
90% of them have very very nice bodies. There are also +60 years old whores and peruvian trannys but aside of that, the district is plenty of very fuckable girls.

It was really fun to walk and think "Oh this girl is so damn hot!! But I will walk a little bit more, if I do not find someone better than her then I will go with this one".
And then you walk and you have first world problems such as "Damnit!! I only have 100 euros with me but there are 2 awesome girls. Do I pay 50 to each one so I fuck both of them (only in one position and maybe they will not let me see or touch their boobs) or do I pay 100 to only one but I will see and touch boobs and fuck her in all positions I want?"

Aaaah good times! xD

....have you ever had an STD? Your life sounds like its ripe for such things haha

Pasha K
05-26-2012, 01:39 AM
No, fortunately I have never had an STD.
I always use protection, and I was with the hookers almost 3 years ago. Since then it is not that I have had many sexual partners. In the last 2 years I have slept with only 3 different girls.
Despite that I may look like a crazy perv that will fuck anything that has movement, I am actually very very careful with the girls I bang with. I know that if I get a serious STD or if the girl gets pregnant, it will be the end of my world so I am actually very careful.

m1ckeykn0x
05-27-2012, 05:37 AM
....have you ever had an STD? Your life sounds like its ripe for such things haha


No, fortunately I have never had an STD.
I always use protection, and I was with the hookers almost 3 years ago. Since then it is not that I have had many sexual partners. In the last 2 years I have slept with only 3 different girls.
Despite that I may look like a crazy perv that will fuck anything that has movement, I am actually very very careful with the girls I bang with. I know that if I get a serious STD or if the girl gets pregnant, it will be the end of my world so I am actually very careful.

*Cough* Now me on the other hand...

;) Just kidding. Or am I?

Pashak may be the hooker banging porn expert of the forum but i'm the real dirty dog here.

Oh yeah, and comparing Jameson to Jones = Negged.

Cat--Smasher
05-27-2012, 12:53 PM
To be honest I kinda exagerate my pervert persona here in the forums lol, in real life I am not at all that pervert. I love sex though xD

Come on now Pasha, do you really think anyone believes you, you dirty old perv. :grinsmile1:


*Cough* Now me on the other hand...

;) Just kidding. Or am I?

Pashak may be the hooker banging porn expert of the forum but i'm the real dirty dog here.

Oh yeah, and comparing Jameson to Jones = Negged.

Now that I dont have a hard time believing, Mickey Knox the womanizer... "The real dirty dog" ha ha