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Cat--Smasher
09-18-2012, 05:47 PM
GSP: Van Damme my 'dream fight' - Mixed Martial Arts News (http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/news/422987/GSP-Van-Damme-my-dream-fight/)


While Ultimate Fighting Championship fans are salivating over the prospects of a historic battle between UFC welterweight champ Georges St-Pierre and middleweight king Anderson Silva, St-Pierre has his own idea of a fantasy fight.

"I would have liked to fight Jean-Claude Van Damme in 'Bloodsport'," St-Pierre said with a grin, imagining himself a role in the iconic '80s martial arts film.

"That would have been my dream fight, in an MMA cage."

roaddawg
09-18-2012, 11:51 PM
The fuq?

disposableassassin
09-19-2012, 12:03 AM
http://t.qkme.me/3qnf8k.jpg

W.Silva>C.Norris
09-19-2012, 01:05 AM
Much like anderson, he's looking at a fight he's almost guaranteed to win.

disposableassassin
09-19-2012, 01:08 AM
Much like anderson, he's looking at a fight he's almost guaranteed to win.

I dont know man jcvd has some slick moves.

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Jean-Claude-Van-Damme.gif

Luc1an
09-19-2012, 01:22 AM
JCVD is a legit kickboxer with a crazy kick ass record. If it was just Kickboxing, id put my money on JCVD.

disposableassassin
09-19-2012, 01:33 AM
JCVD is a legit kickboxer with a crazy kick ass record. If it was just Kickboxing, id put my money on JCVD.

I take it all back. You're right.



On second thought.......

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1399432_o.gif

Sniggles
09-19-2012, 07:55 AM
Van Damme is his idol. C'mon guize, why you bein' so wack?!

Luc1an
09-19-2012, 05:04 PM
and he can bust a move! =)

disposableassassin
09-19-2012, 05:51 PM
Van Damme is his idol. C'mon guize, why you bein' so wack?!

Yeah because beating the shit out of your idol is something all pro athletes dream about. :grinsmile1:

Sniggles
09-21-2012, 06:14 AM
Yeah because beating the shit out of your idol is something all pro athletes dream about. :grinsmile1:

Anderson Silva >>>> Roy Jones Jr.

JPeezy
09-25-2012, 08:48 PM
Wait, you mean to tell me these two guys aren't the same person?

RearNakedStroke
09-26-2012, 09:09 PM
Van Damme by four consecutive helicopter kicks to the face.

W.Silva>C.Norris
09-26-2012, 09:27 PM
Van Damme by four consecutive helicopter kicks to the face.

Clearly, GSP wins the first match decisively. Then, JCVD trains, does the splits a few times, possibly loses a girlfriend to GSP, gets his rematch, comes back and ends up winning handily despite GSP cheating like crazy. As for helecoptor kicks, it could just be 1. Or, it could be the open handed palm to the face.

K1NG P3NN
10-09-2012, 03:16 PM
Van Damme by four consecutive helicopter kicks to the face.

Possibly the greatest post I have ever seen.

I take JCVD with blood streaming down his face, after weeks of training on top of an old temple, with someone close to him being injured as motivation to fight, glass pressed onto his gloves, being severely undersized against his opponent, and finally topped off with a flying kick followed by a crazy face-shaking scream