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Kimbo> Rampage
12-06-2012, 11:12 PM
No Witnesses. No Rules... 1 man walks out alive, Who you got?

http://caras.uol.com.br/media/images/large/2012/07/05/img-409455-steven-seagal-e-anderson-silva.JPG

rivethead
12-07-2012, 01:11 AM
Realistically, Randy can just pull a Kalib Starnes and make Segal chase him til the fatfuck's heart essplodes.


rh

optimusjoel
12-07-2012, 01:22 AM
Randy would beat that ass. I could see Segal pulling some dirty shit, like biting and trying to kick him in the balls, but Randy would just need to box him, maybe slam him on his head.

The Donosaur
12-07-2012, 01:52 AM
Why is this a thing? Who would win between Chuck Liddell and the guy who played Al Bundy on Married With Children. Keep in mind that Al is a black belt in something or other, so I could make an shit argument about how he is an under rated war master who could realistically beat an mma legend too.

optimusjoel
12-07-2012, 01:54 AM
Why is this a thing? Who would win between Chuck Liddell and the guy who played Al Bundy on Married With Children. Keep in mind that Al is a black belt in something or other, so I could make an shit argument about how he is an under rated war master who could realistically beat an mma legend too.

He has a black belt in BJJ.

The Donosaur
12-07-2012, 02:03 AM
He has a black belt in BJJ.

I thought that's what it is, but I was to lazy to check, and I didn't want to be wrong.

optimusjoel
12-07-2012, 02:18 PM
I thought that's what it is, but I was to lazy to check, and I didn't want to be wrong.

Only reason why I know that is they were talking about it on the JRE, atleast the eps I was listening to.

MIZjitsZOU
12-07-2012, 02:45 PM
Al Bundy is a Rorion Gracie BJJ black belt.

If Segal has a sword he will probably win. Otherwise Randy tires the out of shape man out and rapes him with GnP.

Kimbo> Rampage
12-07-2012, 06:04 PM
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Sniggles
12-08-2012, 06:47 AM
Randy Couture no question. Seagal is out of shape and irrelevant when it comes to competition with an MMA fighter.

Seagal would shit and piss himself after getting taken down.

W.Silva>C.Norris
12-09-2012, 04:23 PM
Why is this a thing? Who would win between Chuck Liddell and the guy who played Al Bundy on Married With Children. Keep in mind that Al is a black belt in something or other, so I could make an shit argument about how he is an under rated war master who could realistically beat an mma legend too.

You forgot to mention 4 touchdowns in 1 game. Polk High!

Leucoethiops
12-09-2012, 04:27 PM
Realistically, Randy can just pull a Kalib Starnes and make Segal chase him til the fatfuck's heart essplodes.


rh

Fighter bashing! Fighter bashing!

lwbrewer
12-09-2012, 04:31 PM
Fighter bashing! Fighter bashing!

I sent rh a message to neg himself for doing so:dancingsmile:

Kimbo> Rampage
12-10-2012, 03:11 AM
Isnt Segal friends with Couture's kryptonite?

http://cdn2.cagepotato.com/wp-content/uploads/x2_23d8f09_0.jpeg

rivethead
12-11-2012, 12:53 AM
Fighter bashing! Fighter bashing!
Was segal ever a fighter?


I sent rh a message to neg himself for doing so:dancingsmile:
And I did, just because I love you.

Sakara= is that much closer to my rep-level now.

rh

H0SS
12-11-2012, 01:10 AM
Anyone who thinks Seagal would win is an idiot. No amount of biting, scratching, or eye-poking would save him from getting put on his ass by Randy. Hell, Randy could KO him without even taking him down.

The Donosaur
12-11-2012, 01:56 AM
Fighter bashing! Fighter bashing!

I know it was already said, but it needs to be said twice, Steven Seagal is not a fighter. It could even be argued that he is not even an actor.

MIZjitsZOU
12-11-2012, 02:24 AM
I know it was already said, but it needs to be said twice, Steven Seagal is not a fighter. It could even be argued that he is not even an actor.

Damn Donosaur you are on a fucking roll! This and the alternate universe comment about segall and you are my new hero! keep it coming

disposableassassin
12-11-2012, 02:40 AM
I know it was already said, but it needs to be said twice, Steven Seagal is not a fighter. It could even be argued that he is not even an actor.

I don't think he's even a real person. He's a malfunctioning android that was originally built to take on chuck Norris. But when his creators saw how inept he was they sold him to Hollywood and he was used as an action star. Much like Arnold.

Kimbo> Rampage
12-20-2012, 05:16 AM
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roaddawg
12-25-2012, 01:56 AM
Damn Donosaur you are on a fucking roll! This and the alternate universe comment about segall and you are my new hero! keep it coming

Segal definitely isn't much of an actor but then again what martial artist is? Actually no there are a handful.

Eric Roberts
Wesley Snipes
Gary Busey
Forest Whitaker

I thought this list at IMDB was pretty interesting but I honestly don't know why they have Michael Jai White listed so low. Interesting enough Segal atleast made top 10 infact they have him ranked #7.

Clearly he must be doing something right.

IMDb: The Best Martial Arts Actors/Actresses - a list by Sergio91 (http://www.imdb.com/list/iwHO0C4l_G0)

Kimbo> Rampage
12-25-2012, 03:41 AM
No one wants to fuck with this beast...

http://images.starpulse.com/news/resize_image.php?source_image_uri=http%3A%2F%2Fima ges.starpulse.com%2Fpictures%2F2011%2F10%2F14%2Fpr eviews%2FSteven%20Seagal-RWP-008791.jpg&fp=x&target_height=300&target_width=300

If looks could kill alone... segal wouldnt even need to fight... the guy is on another level.

MIZjitsZOU
12-25-2012, 03:47 AM
Remember Randy he can not be choked.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0Rlc85iYaeE/TOFAd-a2EUI/AAAAAAAACV4/wAGFx3g7I78/s400/Seagal%2Band%2BJudo%2BGeneLebelle.jpg