View Full Version : Gabe Talks about Marlon Sims's Tall Tales

05-01-2007, 03:26 AM
The Tall Tale that is Marlon Sims. He had the most RIDICULOUS stories. Tall tales probably don't do them justice. He was hit by a car, the car was totaled and he walked 4 miles to the hospital. Nothing human can hurt him. Walked into a casino and won $5K with one quarter and was paid ON THE SPOT. His girlfriend is a Dr...No wait, a nurse...No, is in nursing school . That was another thing, he couldn't keep his stories correct either. Could they be true? Hmmmmm........

That Marlon guy has to be the biggest cheesedick to be on the show yet.
His story about beating up 7 guys in a row is priceless.

You can read the whole article hear.


05-01-2007, 03:59 AM

Gabe is a fag

05-01-2007, 04:29 AM
Funny stuff, but Gabe seems like a real douche. I want to see him fight since he talks so much crap. But, I think he is a loser for not coming to the show in shape in the first place.

05-01-2007, 05:28 PM
i think we need gabe off the show asap.he is the biggest tool ive ever seen.and i think marlon is full of shit.

05-01-2007, 06:35 PM
Gabe is the best thing on the show. He's that agitate that makes you want to watch the show, whether itís to watch him be a dick or to watch him make a dick out of himself. One of the funniest moments in the first episode was when he was in the car crying over not making weight. BJ's trying to encourage him and telling him that he see's him giving 100% in the gym. Then the "Monster Lobster" (or whatever his name is) says "what you need to do is stop giving 100% in the kitchen" which led to Gabe throwing an even bigger fit.

Watching a show with a whole bunch of Napoleonís isn't really that fun unless there actually is some fighting. Enough chest beating and barking, Gabe for all his queerness brings something oddly entertaining to the table. Calling Shenanigans on that one dude was hilarious (well, to South Park fans like me). I hope he stays on the show.

05-01-2007, 07:14 PM
I Call Shenanigans

05-02-2007, 01:02 AM
Wonder if it is mostly UFC editing or marketing or whatever, but he does really seem to be. I think that he is my least favorite fighter on this season.

Last I heard TV doesnt make you 22 pounds overweight. Im sure they edit it a bit but hes still a dick who asks to fight the easiest fighter.

05-02-2007, 05:21 PM
And Gabe tried to punk Wiman for no apparent reason. I know they edit shit, but everybody in the house seemed stunned Gabe hated Wiman so bad, and Gabe really didn't have a reason just kept saying I can't stand the kid, something about the kid. HE HAD TUBES IN HIS ASS to drop 6 lbs instead of sweating off a few pounds, seems like gay shit to me.

05-02-2007, 06:53 PM
Gabe is a total dick and will lose to Corey this week. But I did enjoy reading his blog. I do think he plays it up for the cameras. Which does keep people watching and makes for a more interesting show even if you hate the guy. If it wasn't for him all you'd have is a 6'5" barking retard. .... "this is my zone, this is my home, I am a string bean jackass"...

I do like how he called the Andy fight from the get go. With all of Gabe's shit including his colonic, listening to BJ saying "Take him down Andy" was the most painful thing to watch.

05-02-2007, 07:59 PM
Last I heard TV doesnt make you 22 pounds overweight. Im sure they edit it a bit but hes still a dick who asks to fight the easiest fighter.

He's smart to ask to fight the Easiest fighter. Jens team was doing the same thing. There out there to win that Contract nothing else.