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Matt Hughes steals goldfish!

Matt "The Not A Giraffe" Hughes was recently caught red handed in a pet store stealing none other than a goldfish. Brad's Pet Store owner, Bradley Stockett said: "Matt just came in.. I was kinda suprised because he's such a celebrity. He had a fish net in his hand but I didn't think anything of it. Next minute he's stealing a goldfish."

Brad went onto say: "I asked Matt if he was going to pay for the goldfish but he kept saying "I paid my dues in the gym.. That's good enough for me!" - I didn't know what to say".

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Matt Hughes steals goldfish!

Matt "The Not A Giraffe" Hughes was recently caught red handed in a pet store stealing none other than a goldfish. Brad's Pet Store owner, Bradley Stockett said: "Matt just came in.. I was kinda suprised because he's such a celebrity. He had a fish net in his hand but I didn't think anything of it. Next minute he's stealing a goldfish."

Brad went onto say: "I asked Matt if he was going to pay for the goldfish but he kept saying "I paid my dues in the gym.. That's good enough for me!" - I didn't know what to say".

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What the hell???? is that really ture...because if it is what the hell
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maybe satire belongs in the offtopic section?
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how embarrassing...I never looked at the link
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post that shit somewhere else, doofus.


I wasted like 30 seconds clicking on that thread and replying to this and it ain't even funny :banghead:
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wot the holy hell did i just read that right? matt hughes stealing a gold fish pmsl that cant be right
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What kind of stupid ass website is that????
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It's run by britneyspearsguy and mmapimp surely.
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whoever runs that website really does need 2 get out more or at least post it on a forum for idiots

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"I paid my dues in the gym.. That's good enough for me!"
Up until that point, it was slightly believable.

But then why would a man that could possibly be a millionaire not pay for a 5-10 cent fish?
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