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[BIG FLO]

Who would you least like to fight in a street fight if you had to? And who would you most like to fight, meaning that you think by some sort of miracle you could win. And Thacker doesn't count.

[TheBonger]

Hum least like to fight Tank Abbott or Bob Sapp, cause my only chance would be to shot them. Most like to fight Tito cause i wouldnt mind shoting him j/k seriously maybe Royce Gracie seems to be a small guy who doesnt strike too well, dunno how he would fair in a street fight. That being said i would prolly leave wit a both arms broken and a leg.

[Masscore]

Least - Forrest, Liddell, Wandy. Do I really need to state a reason?

Most - Mir... Im pretty sure I could distract him with a dounut and hit him with a Chair WWE style when he wasnt looking. And if that failed, I know i can out run him.

[LebenTysonTank]

Yeah you have to look at different things.One being what Tank would do to you once he knocked you out,which would probably be smash your face into what looks like Spaghetti in a broken bowl. Royce who will break a limb and loop your dangling leg or arm around in a twist tie until he sees fit since there is no tapping.Bob Sapp...please I'd kick him in the nuts 60 times while dancing circles around him.Bas Rutten who is definetly a street fighting vet who might stick a tabasco bottle in your anal cavity when you are unconscience.I'm still undecided...Mike Tyson wouldn't be a good person to meet on the streets either.Mitch Green got hit in the face with a gloveless Tyson and looked like he got hit in the face with an axe.

[Bran]

Originally Posted by TheBonger

Hum least like to fight Tank Abbott or Bob Sapp, cause my only chance would be to shot them. Most like to fight Tito cause i wouldnt mind shoting him j/k seriously maybe Royce Gracie seems to be a small guy who doesnt strike too well, dunno how he would fair in a street fight. That being said i would prolly leave wit a both arms broken and a leg.

did you see any of gracie's old fights? the first UFCs were street fights without the street and gracie dominated any opponent he had. and if it were a street fight, there's no tapping so say goodbye to any joint he gets a hold of.

[TheBonger]

Originally Posted by TheBranMan

did you see any of gracie's old fights? the first UFCs were street fights without the street and gracie dominated any opponent he had. and if it were a street fight, there's no tapping so say goodbye to any joint he gets a hold of.

lol yea but my thinkin is A.) im goin to stay atleast 2 feet away from him, try the hit and run approach B.) pray i dont lose my balance and hit the ground C.) I didnt say i wanted to street fight 1995 Royce but 2006 Royce who knows maybe i could kick him in the shin and break it( you do know bones start to get brittle with age) . I also stated that i would more then likely leave with alot of broken bones anyways.

[matto]

im not saying that i could beat tank, but me shouldnt even be mentioned. he has been beat by better strikers a lot and has one of the worst conditioning in mma, not to mention that he is getting older. he has one of the powerfulest punches in mma, but isnt that good of a technichal striker, but if he hits you once then its lights out for you. if u have EXCELLENT takedown defence and good striking then sure you could beat royce, but if the fight when to the ground then u wouldnt stand a chance at all. but on the feet u could out strike him. rofl that was a good one. distract frank with a dounut. eveybody has been saying how overweight and out of shape he is since he came back at 57. if he doesnt lose at least 20 pounds and improves his conditioning im going to be pissed off. i actually used to be a huge fan of him and now he is more then 30 pounds overweight. its fuckin rediclious. mir vs. vera should be a great fight, vera is one of my favorite fighters and can beat almost anybody, but if mir gets in shape then vera doesnt really stand a chance even consitering how good he is.

[LFD]

least want to fight- Probably Igor Vovchanchyn or Cabbage

most want to fight- Paul Buentello because if Andre Arlovski could knock him out with one punch, maybe if I get really lucky when I hit him in the face with a cement block, I might have enough time to run away before he tries to eat me.

[tapper]

ill take that fool that bas fought at the last wfa event what a puss, and leben, he would prob ko me but i would get a few shots in.(hate that loser)and lister at 170 pounds but dont tell him until the day before.
and i would avoid tim, wanderlei and chuck for obvious reasons.

[Hypergit]

I'll take Fedor so I only need suffer for 30 seconds max.