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[AngryJohnny]

"Let me tell you something about the ground game and Jiu-Jitsu.
All you un-athletic people out there, you know this for a fact.
Little kids learn Jiu-Jitsu. Women learn Jiu-Jitsu. You don't have
to be an athlete to know Jiu-Jitsu. You have to be an athlete to
wrestle in college, or to walk into a boxing gym and have
competitive boxing matches and fight people. You just have to
be a bitch and lay on your back to know Jiu-Jitsu. I mean, come
on. It's the truth."

hehehe...good lord I needed that laugh. If anyone else on the planet would have said this I'd be rolling my eyes in complete disgust, but something about picturing Tank saying it just gets me rolling.

[UFC-chef/Hughes-fan]

Originally Posted by AngryJohnny

"Let me tell you something about the ground game and Jiu-Jitsu.
All you un-athletic people out there, you know this for a fact.
Little kids learn Jiu-Jitsu. Women learn Jiu-Jitsu. You don't have
to be an athlete to know Jiu-Jitsu. You have to be an athlete to
wrestle in college, or to walk into a boxing gym and have
competitive boxing matches and fight people. You just have to
be a bitch and lay on your back to know Jiu-Jitsu. I mean, come
on. It's the truth."

hehehe...good lord I needed that laugh. If anyone else on the planet would have said this I'd be rolling my eyes in complete disgust, but something about picturing Tank saying it just gets me rolling.

Considering Frank Mir subbed him in like a minute off his BACK. this quote must have been stated before that.

[AngryJohnny]

Originally Posted by UFC-chef/Hughes-fan

Considering Frank Mir subbed him in like a minute off his BACK

That's one of the many things that makes it funny!

[Pythonfighter14]

"I dreamed that I was being raped by Freddy Mercury."

-Tank Abbott after being defeated by Dan Severn.



Originally Posted by AngryJohnny
"Let me tell you something about the ground game and Jiu-Jitsu.
All you un-athletic people out there, you know this for a fact.
Little kids learn Jiu-Jitsu. Women learn Jiu-Jitsu. You don't have
to be an athlete to know Jiu-Jitsu. You have to be an athlete to
wrestle in college, or to walk into a boxing gym and have
competitive boxing matches and fight people. You just have to
be a bitch and lay on your back to know Jiu-Jitsu. I mean, come
on. It's the truth."
Originally Posted by UFC-chef/Hughes-fan
Considering Frank Mir subbed him in like a minute off his BACK





knowing Tank I would'nt count on it!LoL

[Mungo]

There's some good ones on there I don't like the last one though.