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[Quintessential Studmuffin]

And boy would I enjoy a refund. Please,dont take this as superior company nuthugging,or random bashing,I watch any and all MMA.

But man,did YAMMA just take MMA back 10 years. First off,this announcer is the WORST announcer ive ever heard in my life. Thats right,in my life. Ive heard alot of horrible announcers,but this raspy voiced douchebag takes the shit cake. "pacing back back and forth like he hasnt eaten in a week" "this guy is bringing the heat can you feel it *inaudible mumbling* trump!" "this man defeats tank abbott my round 2 rear naked choke 15 years ago" "dont wanna run into this man he is bringing the heat my friends and foes!"

Just garbage announcing. I hate hate HATE Scott Ferral. Please dont ever pick up a microphone again,you sound like an alchoholic retard with throat cancer.

NEXT one of the commentators, The random kick boxing champion? Ill call him Mr. MMA Knowledge,because his outlook and knowledge on the sport is just mind fucking boggling,he really knew his shit. *Ricco throws Superman punch* "haha yeah i dont like this silly jumping stuff,once again the jumping stuff is just silly,never liked it"

Onto the fights. Boy oh boy is YAMMA a wrestlers dream fighting surface. The ridiculous elevated surface makes stuffing a takedown virtually impossible. Unless you have the sprawl of Chuck Liddell,if you face a wrestler in the Yamma,you lose. Half the time guys got takedowns because their oppenets slipped on the stupid fuckin thing.

Every fight besides Riccos 1st fight was pretty much an anti climactic wrestling match. I thought the Yamma was prevented to STOP the stalling in MMA? It just incresed it tonight. And it sure didnt help that the refs apparently dont know how to stand guys up.

Now onto Riccos second fight,which he lost. Travis Wiuff(btw How the FUCK does he get View out of that????) takes him down,and punches his fucking liver for 3 mins,the Ref Dan Mirglotta lets this excitment go on for 2:35 seconds straight,despite crowd boos,little to no activity,and even RICCO saying twcie "Dude stand this crap up." Ricco got held down for 5 minutes. When they get back up ,View gets a knee to the dick(rightfully deserved you boring prick) and the clock doesnt even stop. It KEEPS GOING even when the ref says time twice.

Now we get to see Chris Tuchsherher(wrestler) vs Travies View(wiuff) in the finals,which is going.....nowhere. Niether of these 2 could draw flys if they were shit. The final is going to be a 15 minute wrestling match,whoever gets the takedown each round will win.

All in all, I feel fucking cheated.

And now the PROS. Jeff Blatnick commentating.Butterbean falling a minute in and being so fucking FAT that he lays there,cant pull guard,and just loses.Oleg was also a treat to watch.

I could have went out tonight and partied with friends,coulda bought a box of rubbers and banged a fat chick,coulda even drove around aimlessly into the sunset. But instead I spend 35 dollars on YAMMA Wrestle Pit Fighting. Boy am I fucking stupid.

Sorry about the rant,but after sitting through this pile of shit I had to vent, ugh.

[Gurry]

u shuld get a dish, i dun pay for shizzzz

[Krellek]

i'm right there with you man, Fuck.




Fuck.



this Fucking sucks

[SnakeD]

I am sure glad I didn't pay for it. The ring announcer was horrible. The pre fight interviews looked like they were shot w/ a VHS camera. The commentators were horrible, except for Blatnik. I could go on, but why?

Pure Shit.

[Quintessential Studmuffin]

Can someone find me a gif of Butterbean falling and not getting up or pulling guard due to fatness?? Ill rep you for life. One of the funniest,saddest,most pathetic things ive ever seen in any sport.

[Splandman]

I have DirecTv and couldnt get it. From the sounds of it I should be really happy. Turn to ShoBox its better than what you're describing.

[Krellek]

i feel like i just got screwed by Time Warners big black Cable

[cpac77]

I could bitch about spoilers, but I doubt anyone (including myself) really gives a shi*t ;o

Yamma, lol.

[Quintessential Studmuffin]

For anyone that feels cheated,go to YAMMAS site,take the free t shirt survey,you get a free shirt(hot dog,right?) and let yamma how you felt about their first event.

[Kimuras"R"Us]

$35 could have gotten you SLAMMED in the south side.

What part of pittsburgh you from Q?