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Old 10-14-2006, 05:06 AM   #81 (permalink)
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Hehe, made me remember how the great Salvador Dali once mastrubated into a plastic bag, sealed and sent it to his father by mail.
OH WONDERFUL! Here I've got this valuable Dali print hanging on my living room wall, and I'll never be able to look at it again without thinking of jiz in a bag.

BTW, why don't you PM me the rest of the story after going and ruining it for me.
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Old 10-14-2006, 06:37 AM   #82 (permalink)
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OH WONDERFUL! Here I've got this valuable Dali print hanging on my living room wall, and I'll never be able to look at it again without thinking of jiz in a bag.

BTW, why don't you PM me the rest of the story after going and ruining it for me.
Why PM...please...share with the group....

The album cover to Metallica's Load album is the "artist" Andres Serrano's jizz mixed with cow blood between two pieces of plexiglass.
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Old 10-16-2006, 06:53 AM   #83 (permalink)
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This thread is funny.

BTW--I'd hit it.........
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Old 10-16-2006, 07:51 AM   #84 (permalink)
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ARGHHH!!! It lives...its the thread that never dies....

It's the freakin' zombie!!! Must...shoot...thread...in...the...head!
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Just had to ressurect this after the recent thread that popped up.


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i know this sounds gay but tito must have a big cock......... because a girl like jenna she like them big...................


Not neccessarily. What we DO know is that with a head that big, his tongue must be HUGE. I doubt the size of his cock makes much of a difference to Jenna.
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ARGHHH!!! It lives...its the thread that never dies....

It's the freakin' zombie!!! Must...shoot...thread...in...the...head!
God damnit...I got to use more bullets next time or shoot it in the head...fucking zombie threads....
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Is it just me or does the girl on the left look like Paris Hilton with a large rack and the girl on the right looks like something out a robot movie. Her face is a different color than he body.

Tito just looks like a slimy bastard in that picture.
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i would like to be tito for a day , jenna is hot, but any way this thread is the funniest shit ive read in a while
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