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08-06-2008, 07:08 AM
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Also, banging a porn star is a fantasy most guys have. Settling down and having children with the most famous whore of all time...not on this guys agenda.
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08-06-2008, 07:13 AM
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- I thought Tito looked preganat in his last fight
- With Tito and Jeena as parents that kid is gonna make "one mean cock sucker"
- can you imagine Tito's head on Jeena's body?
- Good thing Tito has already taught the kid how to cry like a baby
- Good thing Jeena has already taught the baby how to suck something
Hell I had so many jokes come to mind when I read the title that I almost started to cry cause I keep them all in my head (cause its not the size of Tito's)
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08-06-2008, 07:18 AM
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You guys are fucking brutal lol.
I am going to be adult about it and just say I am happy for them and hope everything comes out right.
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08-06-2008, 07:25 AM
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Hopefully Jenna will finally put some weight back on.
Now, what's the deal with breast-feeding? I'm guessing silicon isn't really good for newborns. Can chicks breast-feed if they have implants?
Honestly, I feel sorry for that baby. I couldn't imagine my life if my mom was a porn star. Weird.
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08-06-2008, 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted by DOCTOR  Hopefully Jenna will finally put some weight back on.
Now, what's the deal with breast-feeding? I'm guessing silicon isn't really good for newborns. Can chicks breast-feed if they have implants?
Honestly, I feel sorry for that baby. I couldn't imagine my life if my mom was a porn star. Weird. |
Yes women who have implants can breast feed, but it sometimes depends on if the milk ducts were damaged in the surgery. My wife has implants (thank the lord) and she breast fed fine.
The baby will be raised here in California, where mostly everyone is progressive minded so I doubt their child will have issues of being made fun of as if they were in Oklahoma or someplace in the South.
Cali is a wonderful place.
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08-06-2008, 07:32 AM
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That kid is going to have a ball at career day.
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08-06-2008, 07:35 AM
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I have never found Jenna to be attractive,nor have I ever fantasized about settling down and raising a famliy with a high dollar whore either. I have boned my fair share of strippers and such,but I never did the relationship thing with one. I mean look at her the only place she has fat is in those nasty ass lips. If I were going to do a porn star it would be Tera Patrick or Jenna Haze.
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08-06-2008, 07:37 AM
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Congrats, this should be documented the most worked vajayjay out there is going to give birth. Atleast there will be no ultrasound the doc will be able to fit his head in there and take a gander at whats going on. Wonder if it will fall ot before her water breaks.
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08-06-2008, 07:38 AM
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they won't have to use that scope to listen for a heartbeat I am sure it will echo it's way out. Look at it this way the kids first day on earth will be like a long water slide with daylight at the end and then a huge clown like head smiling at him.
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08-06-2008, 07:46 AM
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holy shit Jenna is only 34? man she is tore up for being that young. It's certainly all downhill from here.
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