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Old 09-01-2008, 12:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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5 Oz. Exclusive: The camp for Brett Rogers issues another response to Kimbo Slice


OFFICIAL RESPONSE FROM THE CAMP OF BRETT ROGERS
We laughed and laughed and then laughed some more… then sort of forgot what we were laughing about and then we remembered and laughed some more; grabbed a bag of Doritos and those KICK ASS brownies they sell at Costco (they fucking rule!) and came up with this response that Kimbo will understand.
With all the talk and about the Kimbo situation let me be Blunt. I would hate to see this whole deal go up in Smoke when Kenny hammers Kimbo. We don’t want to be a Chronic pest; like a Roach on a white rug but we want our shot. Now far be it from us to Harsh anyone’s Buzz so we will be nicer in our comments going forward.
My Auntie Mary Jane said what the world needs is more Tender Huggin Care (THC). So before any bridges get burnt we will put a lid on the negative. We are not just going to huff and puff; we will just wait ’till the numbers are right and then we will get out from behind the 8-ball, jump from limbo and just hope it happens sometime beforeKimbo B-40. Right now I know a lot of hoppers be looking at us with Chinese Eyes wondering if we will set the whole world a blaze. But we like they will just have to wait and while our desire to hear the bell go bam grows like a weed; we will just lay in the grass biding our time with our buds.
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P.S. Damn it is 4:20… I gots to go… Anyone see Kimbo tell him I said HIGH-HIGH


That's some funny shit, they should both chill and burn one.

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Old 09-01-2008, 01:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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haha! i saw kimbo at the miami airport the other day it was CRAZY he had a mob around him. thinkin back on it, he did have chinese eyes goin on...
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Old 09-01-2008, 03:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Kimbo has implied that Kimbo tokes up. he's openly admitted it. he just stops 3 months out so he can test clean
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Old 09-01-2008, 03:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'd smoke a jbar with Kimbo AND BJ =P
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Ha, he put some effort into that, still dumb though.
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towards the end, you can tell he was just using a pot thesaurus or something cause the puns got less clever. overall i thought it was funny though, especially the THC comment
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Kimbo has implied that Kimbo tokes up. he's openly admitted it. he just stops 3 months out so he can test clean
Wow thats almost impressive! It doesn't take half that long for someone that trains to test clean...
I guess better safe than sorry though.
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Wow thats almost impressive! It doesn't take half that long for someone that trains to test clean...
I guess better safe than sorry though.
its not just to test clean. i think its also so it doesn't interfere with his training.
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its not just to test clean. i think its also so it doesn't interfere with his training.
Training? I can see Bas going to Amsterdam to buy Kimbo seeds every 3 months. wtf...that's a full growing cycle...
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