He'll have his own redneck Hunting Show.
"Here's how you shoot a deer with a crossbow... and now while it's flailin' 'round on the ground you run up on that thang slap on a good ol' Kimura, break dat lil' fuckers arm & he ain't goin' nowheres."
Favorite "Boring" Fighter: GSP.
Favorite "Head Up His Own Ass" Fighter: Paul Daley.
Favorite "Can't String Together Enough Wins" Fighter: Alessio Sakara.
Favorite "Good luck coming back to the UFC" Fighter: Renato Sobral.
"He doesn't write his own material. Some homo in Queens living in his mother's basement in his underwear is writing Chael's material for him." - DON FRYE.