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Old 04-28-2010, 01:46 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Sure, but he could have said something like "Domestic abuse is a fucking serious problem, and the UFC doesn't fucking condone it for any reason, but we've only got part of the fucking story here. Everybody knows Tito is a fucking jackass, but we don't know if he's innocent or not till we get the whole side of the story. If he's a fucking jackass who beats women, he'll be an unemployed jackass, rest fucking assured."

See? That was easy.

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Is rh actually Dana in disguise? That quote is waaaay to spooky.

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Old 04-28-2010, 05:51 AM   #42 (permalink)
 
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Hey hey do Ken Shamrock next!!!!
Actually, I'm trying to upload a video on the very subject, but I can't get my link to work...so I'll just transcribe it:

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Well, I haven't followed the story too closely. I'd been training for the last year for the Peerless Subterranean Corral War 207lb championship title fight, no excuses, man. Best shape of my life.

But I got really sick three weeks ago and lost 47lbs. I was going to fight anyway and was, you know, getting rehydrated for the weigh-in and the doctor broke my ulna giving me the IV, so they wouldn't clear me to fight. I was going to fight anyway, you were going to see the old Ken Shamrock again.

Anyway, I don't think Tito is man enough to do any of the things they say he does, you know what I'm saying? Hitting a woman, yeah, he probably did it. Yeah.

[pause for patented 1000 yard stare]

But he better not have. I mean, if he did, I'll beat him into a living death. I'll knock his hair black. I will. I'll hit him so hard, his suit will really be empty. Get it? Empty suit? [smiles]

As soon as I get this cast off. [frowns]
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That is some funny shit...

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wow. i feel for the kids and tito
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I feel for the kids. Not Tito. Not Jenna.

Apparently Jenna passed a multi-drug test absolutely clean, and both parties have withdrawn charges from one another...


...which means the kids are absolutely fucked, growing up with two of the most melodramatic parents on the planet.

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i feel for the kids. Not tito. Not jenna.

Apparently jenna passed a multi-drug test absolutely clean, and both parties have withdrawn charges from one another...


...which means the kids are absolutely fucked, growing up with two of the most melodramatic parents on the planet.

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