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[Piz]

Well, I guess I am a true MMA fan. All this sh!t fits me to the "T". Very funny Brother..

[alfin]

when your 3yr old grabs and starts screaming armbar armbar

[jesusatemyhotdog]

-After a co-worker gives a presentation, you go to the front of the boardroom, look him in the eye and say, "I was not impressed by your performance."

[adriandmangan]

Originally Posted by prophet665

When your wife, who doesn't watch MMA, has heard the explanation a few dozen times that that guy that wears the championship belt everywhere he goes is not the Down-Syndrome stricken brother of the champ, he is the champ and he is just a moron.

thats great man, had to read it a little slower than others to get it, but a classic

[rockernhb]

When the amount of money you've spent in the past few years on pay per views is more than the price of your car...

[NinjaShogunRua]

you know you're an MMA fan if you actually ordered the BodogFight PPV.

[Malice]

Originally Posted by jesusatemyhotdog

-After a co-worker gives a presentation, you go to the front of the boardroom, look him in the eye and say, "I was not impressed by your performance."

Made me spit out my soda...

[prophet665]

Originally Posted by jesusatemyhotdog

-After a co-worker gives a presentation, you go to the front of the boardroom, look him in the eye and say, "I was not impressed by your performance."

In a halting French Canadian accent, no less!

A corollary to this is telling your opponent in a 1 on 1 basketball game that you want to fuck him.

[killerinstinct]

-When before any game no matter how silly ,you give your opponent the Matt Hughes staredown as if you're going to kill them.

[kaisq11]

-when u see someone you think about ways to kick there ass