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12-06-2006, 08:03 AM
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Status: Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: San Jose, California Posts: 5,110
|  You know your a MMA Fan:
- When you keep your distance from chain link fences
- When you dont boo when people are fighting on the ground
- You eye up people, guessing what their fighting style would be like and take their build in to consideration to determine the best strategy of kicking their ass.
- When getting a hug (even on close family members) you ALWAYS give them the "post-hug pat on the back" from the underhook position.
- You check out everyone's ears
- You look at guys cauliflower ears and think 'respect!'
- Can't watch a boxing match without screaming "KNEEEES!!!!"
- When you buy Chute Boxe apparel and practice your stare down in the
mirror... or so I'm told.
- When your girlfriend kisses you on the cheek then quickly applies a rear naked choke on you!
- When you see a name beginning with R, you instinctively pronounce it with an H in your head.
- Bas Rutten is your favorite recording artist
- When people ask if you have ANYTHING other than fights to watch and you throw them "Smashing Machine".
- When your wife/girlfriend catches you shadow boxing in the kitchen and just shakes her head.
- When you are showing your 2 year old how to use throw an armbar from his back
- Your wife/girlfriend's lingerie consists of a sleeveless rash guard and fight shorts.
- If your basement is lined with wrestling mats in case you feel the urge to get a little more training in.
- A gi permanently in the washing machine
- When your kids know MMA fighters and the Gracies, but know of no hockey/basketball/football players
- When your wife greets you with the Karate Kid stance!
- When you find yourself constantly saying to others, "It's not gay!" when there are two sweaty men in speedos, laying on top of each other, grunting and shifting around on your tv....
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12-06-2006, 08:10 AM
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- when you back hand your boss for claiming its not a real sport, then armbar him till he agrees with you
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12-06-2006, 08:25 AM
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Status: Champion Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Strong Island, NY Posts: 1,051
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When you butt skoot or hip escape in and out of bed.
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12-06-2006, 08:30 AM
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Status: Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: San Jose, California Posts: 5,110
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- When you wrestle and leg lock your dog.
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12-06-2006, 08:36 AM
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-when you apply a triangle to your girlfriend during sex when she gets on top
Last edited by AudieMurphy1; 12-06-2006 at 08:40 AM.
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12-06-2006, 09:02 AM
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Status: Still has that new car smell.
 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Valéncia, Spain Posts: 8,694
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Originally Posted by Beatts35 When you butt skoot or hip escape in and out of bed. | Ha, I do the same thing. Figured I was the only one. Quote: |
Originally Posted by Rockx - When you wrestle and leg lock your dog. | I have to ask, do you really leglock your dog?
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12-06-2006, 09:06 AM
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Status: Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: San Jose, California Posts: 5,110
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Yes I have a small puppy and he likes wreslte so I always shoot and grab his legs...it is not a technically sound lock nor does it take more than 2 finger on each hand to apply  .
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12-06-2006, 09:13 AM
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Status: Still has that new car smell.
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Originally Posted by Rockx Yes I have a small puppy and he likes wreslte so I always shoot and grab his legs...it is not a technically sound lock nor does it take more than 2 finger on each hand to apply . | That's awesome.  | |
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12-06-2006, 10:17 AM
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Status: Champion Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,321
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When your wife, who doesn't watch MMA, has heard the explanation a few dozen times that that guy that wears the championship belt everywhere he goes is not the Down-Syndrome stricken brother of the champ, he is the champ and he is just a moron.
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12-06-2006, 10:29 AM
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Status: Contender Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 727
| The Funniest thread ever lol!
This thread is probably the most funniest we've had on here in a long time! Great job Rockx  I do at least 8 things on that list lol. Just for the record we have a Shitzu and I always shoot in on him and either give him some GNP or a arm bar lol. I thought I was the only person that did that!  | |
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