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I'm banning the next person who DOESN'T refer to 23 kgs of semen in their post.
That's right, I also will ban the next person who doesn't convert to the metric system.

...because I'm all Canadian like that.
I'll have you know I frequently use the metric system.

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Old 01-11-2013, 07:12 AM   #62 (permalink)
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I'm banning the next person who DOESN'T refer to 23 kgs of semen in their post.
That's right, I also will ban the next person who doesn't convert to the metric system.

...because I'm all Canadian like that.
Point of order - shouldn't we be talking litres instead of kilograms? I know that with water 2.2 pounds = 1 litre, and according to this batshit insane thread of scientists discussing the problem I just found semen is of similar density.

FYI, the average load of baby batter is about 5 ml. That's 200 shots to the litre. 23 litres works out to 4600 separate cumshots to get your 50lb/23kg/23L of cum, which is frankly an absurd amount of cum in anyone's estimation.

So I guess the main question is was that semen produced by 4600 dudes going one at a time or 1 dude 4600 times? n number working in shifts? Somebody please clarify. This is important.
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looks like we have to outsource this job to a whale of some sort...
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I'm happy we managed to restore some order and direction to this thread. It was getting a little off topic there for a second.

I think the effects of TRT on our calculations needs to be introduced. Since none of us has any real knowledge on it, let's make sure to have very strong opinions one way or another.

Anyone who doesn't join in on this analysis is clearly ducking me, and a coward.

I think if Goremire was in shape and motivated, he'd dominate these calculations.

...and DANA WHITE!

edit: Someone make sure to explain how all of this is racist while we're at it.
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I'm happy we managed to restore some order and direction to this thread. It was getting a little off topic there for a second.

I think the effects of TRT on our calculations needs to be introduced. Since none of us has any real knowledge on it, let's make sure to have very strong opinions one way or another.

Anyone who doesn't join in on this analysis is clearly ducking me, and a coward.

I think if Goremire was in shape and motivated, he'd dominate these calculations.

...and DANA WHITE!

edit: Someone make sure to explain how all of this is racist while we're at it.
Ohhhh, looky looky, here comes SWIFTSonnen smack-talking his way into pole position on yet ANOTHER thread. Pashak will have something to say about this...
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Nice work man - if I'd known you were gonna post that I would have gone with SWIFTSping...
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I'm gonna nominate DA.

For the "Raddest Fucking Dude Alive" award
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