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Old 01-11-2013, 11:06 AM   #71 (permalink)
 
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Old 01-11-2013, 11:43 AM   #72 (permalink)
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Definitely added up quicker than I thought it would, and she just wouldn't stop... but I've always said my John Handcock's as good as anybodies and I had a deal to fulfill.
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Disposable I am just glad the procedure turned out ok. I still haven't been able to pass anything that I've eaten yet, though...it's like a 50 pound spider web in here...that fuckin' oral whore...



Jesus christ... his comments wouldn't be so awkwardly terrible if he was trolling. But I don't think he is.

It reminds me of "The Situation's" roast of Donald Trump. That was so embarrassingly bad that I had to pause it a few times.

If you're the type of person that feels embarrassed for others, this might be difficult to watch...

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whoa, this thread kinda blew up,
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Point of order - shouldn't we be talking litres instead of kilograms? I know that with water 2.2 pounds = 1 litre, and according to this batshit insane thread of scientists discussing the problem I just found semen is of similar density.

FYI, the average load of baby batter is about 5 ml. That's 200 shots to the litre. 23 litres works out to 4600 separate cumshots to get your 50lb/23kg/23L of cum, which is frankly an absurd amount of cum in anyone's estimation.

So I guess the main question is was that semen produced by 4600 dudes going one at a time or 1 dude 4600 times? n number working in shifts? Somebody please clarify. This is important.
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edit: Someone make sure to explain how all of this is racist while we're at it.

My semen comes out black and my doctor said that was a problem. Fucking racist.
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My semen comes out black and my doctor said that was a problem. Fucking racist.
That's because it is coming out of your ass. Heyooo! Jk, buddy.
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Jesus christ... his comments wouldn't be so awkwardly terrible if he was trolling. But I don't think he is.

It reminds me of "The Situation's" roast of Donald Trump. That was so embarrassingly bad that I had to pause it a few times.

If you're the type of person that feels embarrassed for others, this might be difficult to watch...
Yet, 23 kg semen jokes aren't awkward as fuck? If not then I'd say your a bit weird yourself...fuckin' weirdo lol.
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So to sum up this thread.. dbader has 23 kg of semen in his stomach?
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Yet, 50 pound semen jokes aren't awkward as fuck? If not then I'd say your a bit weird yourself...fuckin' weirdo lol.

Awkward for you maybe

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So to sum up this thread.. dbader has 23 kg of semen in his stomach?
And apparently he had it put there himself, lol.
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introducing! this guy!

sorry, unrelated! but im bored.
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Thanks to Hoss's mother in an amazing twist of events, yes, I have 50 pounds or 23 kg of semen in what is now my stomach.

Almost to 5,000 guys. Maybe my 5,000th post can be even more fucked up than anything that's yet been said in this thread?
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