Probably in his opinion the right deal should include terms like
- No drug testing before or after the fight.
He would be a Top 5 in the UFC though. I see Cain, JDS, Cormier, probably Overeem and maybe Werdum beating him. He beats the rest of the roster.
BTW I do not really like his pro wrestling persona. He tries way too hard, it does not come naturally.
He is like "wait wait, I will cut a promo in a prowrestling style. Are you ready? Ok, "oooh la la la la laaaa, you all suck, I am the greatest yadda yadda yadda", did you liked it??"