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03-04-2013, 03:53 PM
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|  Jon "Bones" Jones My Newborn Baby's A Pro Boob Sucker
Jon 'Bones' Jones -- My Newborn Baby's a Pro Boob Sucker | TMZ.com
UFC light heavyweight champ Jon "Bones" Jones couldn't be more proud of his newborn baby daughter ... at least in the nipple-sucking department.
Jones -- whose baby daughter Olivia was born today at 6 pounds 10 ounces -- just tweeted, "Guys Liv is so pretty! She has a head full of hair and is sucking on this t*t like a champ."
Aahh ... nothing like a father's love.
Jones added, "Careful Ronda Rousey, we might have a new challenger for your belt."
But seriously ... he really said the t*t thing.
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congrats JBJ
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03-04-2013, 05:53 PM
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Congrats to Bones.
My second just got off the tit about two weeks ago. Thank God. Two days ago I had my shirt off and I was holding him and he gave me a titty twister. I gave the little bastard that look that said, "don't you even think about it."
Your welcome Kevo. I almost said, "Go ahead and make my day", or "Do you feel lucky punk, well do you."
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03-04-2013, 06:01 PM
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This dude says some of the dumbest shit. Like this: Quote:
Jon Bones Jones @JonnyBones
Shout out to my girl Jessie Moses for going 3 for 3 with no epidurals #Stud about time to change that last name
| So now after you have 3 kids together she is finally wife material? Way to go Jon.
I swear he would be bagging groceries if he didn't happen to be a world class athlete.
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03-04-2013, 06:02 PM
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hopefully he hires a driving instructor for his kids.
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03-04-2013, 06:22 PM
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03-04-2013, 06:32 PM
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People will bitch about anything, i swear
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03-04-2013, 07:06 PM
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Follow the timeline if you may: JBJ had his DUI crash last spring.... with 2 girls in car that were NOT his gf. JBJ now has his 3 kid with the same baby mama of his first two kids (Jessie Moses). Now it could totally be a coincidence.... but kid #3 could be Jone's version of the 4 million dollar ring Kobe got his wife after getting busted. Just saying
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03-04-2013, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by FedortheCan  Follow the timeline if you may: JBJ had his DUI crash last spring.... with 2 girls in car that were NOT his gf. JBJ now has his 3 kid with the same baby mama of his first two kids (Jessie Moses). Now it could totally be a coincidence.... but kid #3 could be Jone's version of the 4 million dollar ring Kobe got his wife after getting busted. Just saying | I predict a large sum for child support in his future.
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03-04-2013, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Sniggles I predict a large sum for child support in his future. | As do I. You might not know what she looks like (and Im totally stealing this from someone).... but the broad looks like she can eat a cheeseburger through a chain link fence
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03-04-2013, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by FedortheCan As do I. You might not know what she looks like (and Im totally stealing this from someone).... but the broad looks like she can eat a cheeseburger through a chain link fence | You owe me a buck every time that phrase is used
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