What about Evan "Hyde" Tanner? Hm? Like he'll tan your hide, but spelled cooler so it's more like Jeckyll and Hyde. Of course if you spelled it "Hide", then you could still say the tan-your-hide thing, and even something about how you should hide from him.
I know, I know. Old topic.
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