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[Robthom]

Originally Posted by God

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norrised.

Lol, fixed that one for ya.

[Highlander]

Originally Posted by Robthom

Lol, fixed that one for ya.

Thanks, but I didn' right them. I got them from this link:

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page2.html

[randy_S1231]

i cant wait to see him come back and start fighting in the UFC, i think that arlovski would be a good match up but he needs to start working harder on them wins, his fights are getting boring

[Robthom]

I didn't write this either.


Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Mr. Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, but still owes him a beer.

[Highlander]

Originally Posted by randy_S1231

i cant wait to see him come back and start fighting in the UFC, i think that arlovski would be a good match up but he needs to start working harder on them wins, his fights are getting boring

I think Arlovski would get KOed in the first round. AA's chin is not that great and Fedor is basically like a better and mor intense version of AA.

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Mr. Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, but still owes him a beer.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[smoogy]

Only Chuck Norris knows the Caramilk Secret.

[ninjacyborg]

If Chuck Norris were to stand dead center in the octagon and scream, the force and precision would re-form it into a perfect circle.

[mcdev88]

the bible was originally titled chuck norris and friends.

chuck norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like chuck norris.

wilt chamberlain claimed to have slept with 10,000 women, chuck norris calls this a slow tuesday.

[Highlander]

It is said that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Every time God masturbates, Chuck Norris kills a lion.

The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'.

Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.

The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

[bboyphl]

Originally Posted by God

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

Don't they mean he'll beat it out of you? I thought the Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter was funny.