Ever do it in a social setting?

Did you panic?

Discuss.

Totally, and totally.

Ive seen me working, driving 4 hours and had to lean for a fart..only for it to be a shart.

Had to call my boss, tell him im spending some money off the company credit card and he can take it from me if he wants, So I stopped and bought myself new drawers, had to be done. No way I was going to rest of the day working and a 4 hour drive back home in sharted in boxers.

Farts are a lot like a relationships, the more you have to force it, the more likely its shit.

Just once in public. I'd rather not go into detail but suffice to say that the poutine at the Lincoln Big Stop was a bad idea...

I wish I could say that I've only had it the once.