Originally Posted by abd13
I think this would be one for the ages!!!
It certainly would be. It would be on every highlight reel for years to come. I can see it now (dream sequence fade in)
Fighters are announced. They meet i nthe center of the ring for instruction. Fedor stares Tim down. As Sylvia walks backk to the corner a large brown stain slowly appears in the seat of his pants. He gets back to his corner and you can visible see him begging Pat Militich to throw in the towel. Big John starts the action with his trademark "You ready? You ready? C'mon let's get it on!" Fedor slowly walks to the center of the ring. Big John calls time. He calls in the crew to mop up the large yellow patch of water in Tim Sylvia's corner. Time is called back in. Fedor, again, approaches the center of the ring. He raises his left hand for the symbolic hand shake to start the fight. Sylvia ducks and wences. Then touches up. Both fighters take a step back. Fedor, from about 8 feet away throws a jab. Sylvia faints and hits the canvass hard. Mouthpiece flies out of the ring and into Micheal Clark Duncan's lap. Big John checks his fighter and declares Fedor Emelianko the winner. Sylvia is PTFO (Passed The Fuck Out)
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