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Old 07-27-2006, 01:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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That's all I have to say about that.
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Old 07-27-2006, 02:30 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Nice little Forrest Gump quote there.
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Chuck Norris - TKO - Fist Through Chest - 1st Round 0:01
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Chuck Norris - TKO - Fist Through Chest - 1st Round 0:01
Let's be honest here Chuck Norris would win quicker than that and it wouldn't be by TKO it would be Chuck Norris by murder do to a round house kick in 0.0000001 seconds of round one.Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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i would like to issue an apology to chuck norris for underestimating him.

and would like to plead for my life
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I think Chuck Norris would probably at least take the time to make Ernie Reyes defecate himself, then the fist through chest. So like five seconds, all Chuck Norris.
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dont they sell chuck norris urine as red bull nowadays
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What's everyone's favorite Chuck Norris facts?
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1.If Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris walks on Jesus
2.The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris before he goes to sleep.
3.When Chuck Norris jumps in water he doesn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised
4.There is no theory of evolution just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live
5.Chuck Norris counted to infinty twice.

This is somewhat related.This is pretty funny.http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown
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1. chuck norris beat lance armstrong in a 'who has more testicles contest' by five
2. chuck norris is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like chuck norris
3. when chuck norris donates blood he asks for a shotgun and a bucket
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