We've already established that Ivan can create a rock so big, nobody but him can lift it. I'm going to say God by split decision, but only because Cecil Peoples is one of the judges. It really could have used a fourth round.
See the Ask Sundance thread, I'm too drunk/lazy to find it.
All manner of men came to work for the News: everything from wild young Turks who wanted to rip the world in half and start all over again -- to tired, beer-bellied old hacks who wanted nothing more than to live out their days in peace before a bunch of lunatics ripped the world in half.
God loses by DQ after excessive groin strikes to Ivan. He then damns Herb Dean to hell and anyone in the audience that boo'd him. Dana White then rips his own face off and reveals that he is in fact Satan.
Dana(Lucifer) vs God is set for UFC 666:To Hell And Back
Originally Posted by Ramma
Trick question.. Salaverry is God...
he's not.. but that was really fun to post..
Lemmy from Motorhead is actually God...
Not only is Lemmy God,he's also EDITOR OF THE SCHOOL MAGIZINE!