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Old 12-06-2012, 01:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Realistically, Randy can just pull a Kalib Starnes and make Segal chase him til the fatfuck's heart essplodes.


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Old 12-06-2012, 03:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Randy would beat that ass. I could see Segal pulling some dirty shit, like biting and trying to kick him in the balls, but Randy would just need to box him, maybe slam him on his head.
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Why is this a thing? Who would win between Chuck Liddell and the guy who played Al Bundy on Married With Children. Keep in mind that Al is a black belt in something or other, so I could make an shit argument about how he is an under rated war master who could realistically beat an mma legend too.
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Why is this a thing? Who would win between Chuck Liddell and the guy who played Al Bundy on Married With Children. Keep in mind that Al is a black belt in something or other, so I could make an shit argument about how he is an under rated war master who could realistically beat an mma legend too.
He has a black belt in BJJ.
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He has a black belt in BJJ.
I thought that's what it is, but I was to lazy to check, and I didn't want to be wrong.
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I thought that's what it is, but I was to lazy to check, and I didn't want to be wrong.
Only reason why I know that is they were talking about it on the JRE, atleast the eps I was listening to.
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Al Bundy is a Rorion Gracie BJJ black belt.

If Segal has a sword he will probably win. Otherwise Randy tires the out of shape man out and rapes him with GnP.
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Randy Couture no question. Seagal is out of shape and irrelevant when it comes to competition with an MMA fighter.

Seagal would shit and piss himself after getting taken down.
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