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  • 12-20-2012, 04:19 AM
    Kimbo> Rampage
    A real life Horror story... That has been one of my personal fears...

    Best take it nice and slow... stick to head
  • 12-18-2012, 06:46 PM
    I once fractured my penis.

    Vacuums really are quite durable.
  • 12-18-2012, 01:41 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Rise View Post
    Got more to do with the force behind it then the weight.
    Then she needs to settle her ass down.

    That's why ya hit it from the back.
  • 12-18-2012, 01:30 PM
    Got this on Wiki courtesy of Hoss, don't know which is worse, him giving me the link or me looking it up???

    Legal issues

    In America the case of Doe v. Moe, 63 Mass. App. Ct. 516, 827 N.E.2d 240 (2005), tested liability for a penile fracture injury caused during sexual intercourse. The court declined to find duty as between two consensual adults. The plaintiff in this case, a man who suffered a fractured penis, complained that the defendant, his ex-girlfriend, had caused his injury while she was on top of him during sexual intercourse. The court ruled in her favor, determining that her conduct was neither legally wanton nor reckless.
  • 12-18-2012, 12:19 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by KevoOnTheRadio View Post his old lady fat or what?
    Got more to do with the force behind it then the weight.
  • 12-18-2012, 05:17 AM
    I knew someone from high school that this happened to. Horrifying. Always been a fear of mine.
  • 12-15-2012, 08:00 PM
    KevoOnTheRadio his old lady fat or what?
  • 12-15-2012, 07:27 PM
    this is my nightmare!!!
  • 12-15-2012, 07:06 PM

    TUF Alumni, Ray Elbe fractures penis in bizarre sex accident

    TUF Alumni, Ray Elbe fractures penis in bizarre sex accident - Bloody Elbow

    TUF alumni, Ray Elbe, details a graphic story of how he sustained a penis fracture during an enthusiastic romp with his girlfriend. WARNING: GRAPHIC

    Twelve days ago, in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, Ray Elbe sat in an emergency room with his penis broken. You may ask yourself, 'How does someone break their penis?' For Elbe, it involved his girlfriend becoming a little too enthusiastic during sex. In a thread started by Magical Ray on the OG forum (this is the part of that is like Mos Eisley cantina. It's the forum your mom warned you about, and your dad hangs out at when she's not looking), he revisits the horrific incident, and his time spent in the hospital, in very vivid detail. He was also kind enough to include photos, and no, they aren't of his damaged member. They do, however, paint a gruesome image, and give a cautionary warning to men around the globe: Be careful during sex.

    The following statements are Ray's posts from the thread, which started while he was in the emergency room awaiting treatment. He gives a running commentary, all the way through to his discharge from the hospital, several days later.

    Girl was on top... Went higher than 8 1/2" I'm the air and Arona'd my dyck.

    Dr. Is sending me for ultra sound now...stuck waiting for the dyk specialist.

    When it first happened...blood was the point I passed out.

    Falling face first I ko'd myself on the floor--very smally chipping two teeth and busting my chin--

    10 stitches later...

    My dyck is throbbing with each heart beat...but after the pain injection they've given me...the balls ache is gone

    No open fracture.

    Dr just did MRI.

    Fracture and a slight tear in the urinary tube.

    Surgery tonight...Dr. Said diagnostic is for a full recovery...though I'll be in the hospital for 3 days...and be forced to take anti erection pills for 2 weeks

    In limbo it is still flowing from the one eye...

    They have been trying to clean the dry blood of my swollen shaft in between my tears and pleads for them to be gentle

    At this point, posters in the thread are interacting with Ray, who even manages to give one guy travel tips and sight seeing advice for Kuala Lumpur. He then continued on with his penis play by play.

    Okay...quick update.

    Surgery was successful...(if you can say that)?!

    I've been in the hospital since Monday, however they are expecting to discharge me tomorrow sometime. Medical bills are currently about 6,000$USD which is a fraction of what it would cost in the USA I'm sure.

    I've been doped up most of the week, literally unable to move.

    Their has been a tube stuck out of the small hole at the end of my pee-pee which has allowed me to go urinate without having to get out of the bed...however I must admit, seeing the amount of blood leaking from the hole onto the sheets has made me feel like puking every morning.

    the worst part of this has been the fact that literally everyone who works in the hospital has come in asking to see my shaft out of curiosity. Guess in a muslim country this type of accident isn't as frequent as you would suspect.

    The doctor who performed my operation has done 3 others prior to mine...with the last being a 60 year old man, who had a full recovery.

    Those of you asking for pics...I've taken some via my Iphone everyday...but trust me...they are brutal...the few friends I've sent them to have literally puked.

    Lesson learned-- I will never let a girl on top again. Everything was under control until 1 bounce went a ''little'' too high.

    ...on a side note---looks like I will be getting engaged in Boracay next month.

    she's been by my side the entire time I've been going through this ordeal, even explaining to my folks back home why I needed $$$ transferred into my international account.

    In an attempt to make it up to me...she has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines...which usually has some solid talent.

    Another update:

    Today I learned the word enema.

    Id heard of enemas before, truth be told lots of backpack loving hippies use to
    get coffee induced enemas in Phuket as some part of a crazy "detox"

    Unknowing giving them the wrong answer every time the nurse came into the room
    asking about wether I went "2"?...they decided to enduce it.

    Catheter still attached to my cawk, the nurse asked me to turn onto my side as
    she plungered me from behind with an explosive diareah mixture from what felt
    like a turkey master.

    Sitting on my side for the longest 15 minutes of my life, my stomach exploded
    from the inside as the catheter dilated my cawk hole to a diameter even a prego
    crackwhore would be impressed with.

    Topping this entire ordeal, the nurse grabbed my pee filled catheter bag from the bed, and Melvin Manhoef led me to the bathroom as I splattered the toilet with
    a constant spray even Nick Diaz would have been impressed with.

    suffering through the nurse stand in the bathroom and watch/listen/suffer this violent
    eruption of 5 days worth of hospital food...I realized just how bad of a day
    I've been having.

    With turd speckled butt cheeks...the nurse then leaded me to the shower...where
    she held my piss bag, as I used one hand to stabilize my throbbing "family
    jewels"---and washed my turd covered booty--in the shower.

    Terrible day.

    On the bright side...they released me today.

    17,000 RN so far...

    But I can't help but wonder how much this emergency ride/surgery would have cost
    with good ol' Obama Care....

    My next appointment is Dec.19 where the Dr. Is going to remove the catheter
    currently strapped to my leg and inspect the repairs after the surgery.

    ...please keep the well wishes for Minnie Me on your prayers lists...

    It was at this point that he treated everyone to the photos:

    Hopefully, Ray gets healed up soon, and gets back to what he loves, running Tiger Muay Thai's excellent training facility. If you take nothing else from this story, remember that safe sex can mean more than just using a condom.

    You can follow Ray via his Twitter account, @RayElbe
    File this under: Public Service Announcement

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