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  • 03-27-2013, 01:37 PM
    KevoOnTheRadio
    Tittie Sprinkles.
  • 03-27-2013, 12:06 AM
    H0SS
    Quote Originally Posted by Cat--Smasher View Post
    Coming from the guy with the insults along the line of.. fat, fatty or aliens leaving their dicks in my brain.


    Since this thread is done, here is a final recap of some of the insults:

    Quote Originally Posted by H0SS
    You claim I lack creativity, yet you type like an alien race left their dicks in your brain.

    You need to learn the difference between a clever insult and letting your brain shit wherever it wants...

    I'm glad you were able to squeeze that response in your busy schedule between crying into your pillow and eating six pizzas. I mean, it's pretty bad when people do math in their heads the moment you stand next to an elevator capacity sign.

    See, I just assumed you were into fellow overweight men, because obviously you know less about women than the person who made your bra.

    I guess what I'm getting at is that decomposing fruit leads a more active life than you.

    Clearly your mother didn't have time to baby-proof her home while your skull was still soft.

    I guess I expected too much from a guy who gives children coupons for back massages when they knock on his door on Halloween...

    To be fair, the only way you could hurt me is if I was a gallon of ice cream and sitting in your freezer after an especially depressing episode of Grey's Anatomy.

    I guess now you can get back to masturbating to Buy-One-Get-One-Free boxer brief ads...

    By the way, if you're not fat, then you have other things to worry about than me after the fatties realize you copied their fat, fatty writing style. Seriously, you type like a quarter pounder fell across a keyboard and tried to order butter online...

    Obviously you take after your beastly mother. You always know when she's wet, because the aroma of hot dog water that fills the room

    ...are you just too busy googling magical medicine that burns fat while inhaling your 13 daily milkshakes?

    Keep this up and people might hate you more than me... kinda how your proctologist hates you for forcing him to constantly come up with new procedures.
    vs

    Quote Originally Posted by Cat--Smasher View Post
    So Mr. Mencia, please accept my apologies for pointing out your raging menstrual cycle and lets start new.

    Straight to the homo-erotica... Typical Hoss.

    Everyone would benefit, you could find that special fellow & we could all enjoy the forums more with a less aggravated Hoss.

    Alright Carlos, you can go back to stealing your jokes, it made for much more entertaining posts.

    Try the Rogan forum, lots of jokes to steal off there with all the comedians who post.

    Are you still really flapping your inbred gums about this.

    This is like a bad episode of Your Momma mixed with a few adhd kids playing xbox hurling insults at people they dont know.

    Maybe you should ask that girlfriend of yours to let you borrow a few of her anti depressant & anti stupid pills, they might cheer you up a bit. We all know why you prefer the low IQ girls.. Hoss were you one of those guys who after graduating high school still would show up at the smoke pit during breaks and lunch hour to smoke and to hang out with the 'outcast' high school girls while you pumped White Snake out the windows of your jacked up pick up truck? We all know why you chose your little lady (with disabilities and all), cuz Hoss wants it to be 'special' every time he fucks her.

    It is not my fault Hoss preys on the vulnerable. Have you seen that pic he was flashing around of her? Clearly she won the 'special' award at the local hog show. I wonder if Hoss was secretly keeping her around for Easter this weekend, everyone loves a good ham dinner.

    I offered Hoss a hug about 3 pages back but when I moved in for the embrace, his gf tried to bite me.

    It was fun playing with you Carlos. Remember, keep that chin up high and treat that 'special' girl of yours with love.
    Now I know what Anderson felt like after he fought Forrest.

    Hope you guys enjoyed the show.

    Good night everybody!

  • 03-26-2013, 10:16 PM
    Sniggles
    Aliens living dicks in your brain is actually kinda funny and creative.

    I still do not know what this all stemmed from but, again, the result was kinda funny.
  • 03-26-2013, 10:07 PM
    Cat--Smasher
    Quote Originally Posted by H0SS View Post
    Anti-stupid pills...

    All the creative insults I came up with and you come up with anti stupid pills? And me having sex with disabled people?

    I'm kind of known for being an asshole, yet I find it amusing that you managed to get some people to lose some respect for you. Keep this up and people might hate you more than me...


    ...kinda how your proctologist hates you for forcing him to constantly come up with new procedures.




    Coming from the guy with the insults along the line of.. fat, fatty or aliens leaving their dicks in my brain.







    Alright champ, you are the bigger asshole.

    I will take the advice of the growing voice in this thread and be the bigger man to walk away.

    Remember back in the Buttered Up Diaz thread where I pointed out how all the drama filled flame wars had one thing in common? Or the threads the mods have had to close down over the last few weeks? Way to be a positive contribution to the community.

    It was fun playing with you Carlos. Remember, keep that chin up high and treat that 'special' girl of yours with love.
  • 03-26-2013, 09:59 PM
    H0SS
    Quote Originally Posted by Cat--Smasher View Post
    Oh lordy, you still mad Hoss?

    Are you still really flapping your inbred gums about this.

    You are lobbing fat jokes at a guy in good shape and expecting me to get upset of it? You need to up your creativity levels. Switch back to gay jokes, well I am to comfortable with my sexuality to get upset over ignorant gay jokes, but it worth a try as your fat jokes are tanking. This is like a bad episode of Your Momma mixed with a few adhd kids playing xbox hurling insults at people they dont know.

    Maybe you should ask that girlfriend of yours to let you borrow a few of her anti depressant & anti stupid pills, they might cheer you up a bit. We all know why you prefer the low IQ girls.. Hoss were you one of those guys who after graduating high school still would show up at the smoke pit during breaks and lunch hour to smoke and to hang out with the 'outcast' high school girls while you pumped White Snake out the windows of your jacked up pick up truck? We all know why you chose your little lady (with disabilities and all), cuz Hoss wants it to be 'special' every time he fucks her.

    Anyways Hoss, dont get to upset.. Keep tossing those fat jokes my way, they are getting my panties is such a twist I am about to lose it.
    Anti-stupid pills...

    All the creative insults I came up with and you come up with anti stupid pills? And me having sex with disabled people?

    I'm kind of known for being an asshole, yet I find it amusing that you managed to get some people to lose some respect for you. Keep this up and people might hate you more than me...





















    ...kinda how your proctologist hates you for forcing him to constantly come up with new procedures.


  • 03-26-2013, 08:54 PM
    Sakara=Excitement
    Where are the MODs? Good lord. Close this shit since neither Cat or Hoss has the ability to walk away from this utter cluster fuck.

    And if neither can man up and admit when they cross the line, then that's a sad day indeed.
  • 03-26-2013, 08:30 PM
    dbader08
    Quote Originally Posted by BonesKnows View Post
    You keep assuming that it was GSP who would have needed the extra hour, yet he hasnt come into a title fight (or any fight to my recollection) over weight?

    If we are using LOGIC then is it not logical to think that if Diaz's brother (as well as his team as a whole) didnt know the weigh in rules for his title fight with Bendo that it is very possible that NICK DIAZ himself wouldnt the know the rules as well? I mean as history has shown the Diaz brothers and the entire Cesar Gracie team as whole dont understand rules and how to follow them so the AC wanted to make sure ahead of time he was clear on the rules?

    Nah that cant be it, it has to be that the UFC/AC knew GSP was overweight and wanted to cover it up....
    Diaz weighed 169. Considering the guy in the video said if either fighter weighed between 170 and 170.9, that they would call it 170, that means Diaz HAD to have been under 170 to be called 169. GSP, on the other hand, was called 170. So if either fighter was slightly overweight, it HAD to be GSP. Also, why the hell would a guy be coming to tell them that on the day of the weigh ins if they already knew about it...and why would they know about a rule that NOBODY has ever heard of until now?

    And I never said GSP was overweight and didn't make weight. I'm just saying that rule was there just in case. And I also believe he would have made the weight even if he needed a 2nd attempt. Either way, it's pointless transparency that doesn't need to be there in my opinion...which is the whole reason I even said anything to begin with. I also have a hard time its coincidental that it's for the UFC's biggest draw in his hometown. I guess it could have benefited Diaz too if he were overweight but obviously it wasn't an issue for him as he was called 169.
  • 03-26-2013, 08:26 PM
    KevoOnTheRadio
    More and more lately this place reminds me of the Mos Eisley Cantina. A most wretched hive of scum and villainy.
  • 03-26-2013, 08:14 PM
    IceCold48
    this thread told me two things that i already know...

    that athletic commissions are shady and hoss is an asshole.
  • 03-26-2013, 08:11 PM
    BonesKnows
    Quote Originally Posted by dbader08 View Post
    It didn't effect the outcome of the fight. But at the same time it made GSP look better if he in fact did need more time to make the weight, which we are not totally sure of.

    So those statements aren't conflicting imo...but nice try.
    You keep assuming that it was GSP who would have needed the extra hour, yet he hasnt come into a title fight (or any fight to my recollection) over weight?

    If we are using LOGIC then is it not logical to think that if Diaz's brother (as well as his team as a whole) didnt know the weigh in rules for his title fight with Bendo that it is very possible that NICK DIAZ himself wouldnt the know the rules as well? I mean as history has shown the Diaz brothers and the entire Cesar Gracie team as whole dont understand rules and how to follow them so the AC wanted to make sure ahead of time he was clear on the rules?

    Nah that cant be it, it has to be that the UFC/AC knew GSP was overweight and wanted to cover it up....
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