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Old 07-25-2007, 03:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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please check this kids myspace http://www.myspace.com/lee130555

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Hey everyone.. My name is Lee Reed. I am training right now to become a Mixed Martial Arts Ultimate Fighter. Not a lot of guys can do it, but I want a challenge. It's something in my life that I want. My goal is to send in a tape to Dana White and get on The Ultimate Fighter season. For those of you women who don't know, it's a very dangerous and I could get seriously hurt, but I dont care, I am a crazy mo fo sometimes. I got into the sport of UFC a longggg time ago. My first fight I saw was Stephan Bonner vs. Forrest Griffin. Those two laid it all on the line! Wow, I was amazed and decided I wanted to be an ultimate fighter too. I don't currently train anywhere at this time, but I'm looking for a respectable academy that will get me into the UFC asap. I feel I'm mentally ready to fight Rich Franklin tomorrow if Dana would give me a contract. I have the mental ability to overcome anything. I've been through alot. My parents were divorced a long time ago, so I got into Japanese anime alot. More than usual, lol. I loved Dragon Ball Z. As for girls, i want a girl that can accept dating a fighter like myself. I want a girl that is nice, smart, funny and I like blondes! Sorry, it's my thing! I like to go to movies with a chick. Some girls like me, hopefully more do! lol...yeah, i can protect any girl out there too..so if your a fine young female, just holla atcha boi, because I can protect you from anyone. trust me...
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Old 07-25-2007, 03:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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He must be joking...... I didn't know that Bonnar v.s. Griffin could be considered a "really long time ago" yet.

I'd like to see him against Franklin.... 1 second knockout?

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my deal lord... I almost vomitted in my mouth.... what...a...fucking....poser.... lol
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Old 07-25-2007, 04:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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hey Lee! ! !

I got your text. That's really cool your a UFC fighter or going to be one, or whatever. LOL , that is really really brave. Arent u afraid you are going get your teeth knocked out? Anyway, you got my cell number, call me tomorrow after 4pm because I work in the morning.

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Yup, I LOL'd at the part in bold as well, Amy.
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Must...resist...the...urge...to...vomit...and...cr ush poser child.


Seriously though, that boy is going to find himself an academy and get completely owned on by some very well-intentioned brown belt who doesn´t give a fuck about his feelings.

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Must...resist...the...urge...to...vomit...and...cr ush poser child.


Seriously though, that boy is going to find himself an academy and get completely owned on by some very well-intentioned brown belt who doesn´t give a fuck about his feelings.

(shakes head in disbelief).
Brown belt? You give this guy too much credit.. I don't even a low rank would be able to take it..


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lol.he is ready for rich franklin tomorrow.and fedor the next day.this kid is the future of mma lmao
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