In current condition, I get tired beating my meat. There was a time where I competed in martial arts weekly, but MMA wasn't even really heard of then. Now, I just really love seeing other guys mix it up and put on a good show. Could I beat a "Pro"? Not someone you've seen in the UFC. Not someone from a top school. Hell, Blake Bowman would smash 90% of the people his size on this planet. Look at the douchebag who was so tough he fought Koscheck on youtube. What an idiot. These dudes are badasses and they live and breathe fighting. I would pay a decent sum of money to see some of you dipshits really try to fight the likes of Dewees, Sanchez, Koscheck, Diaz etc. Please forward the video if you do.
And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer