What MMA fighter do you think you could beat?

gogoplata · 12-05-2007, 08:28 AM

I was just thinking about all the flaming about fighters that we do in here, and was wondering what fighter you guys think you could beat in the cage? Personally, Iam pretty confident I could knock Akibono on his ass if i needed to, and Gabe Rudiger reminds me of a lacrosse coach I hated.

But seriously, Iam willing to bet that many of our forums goonies could dismantle some of these guys...

edit* i forgot to mention Edwin Duwees (SP?) i dunno why but I just want to make that kid stop fighting ;0)

edit* iam excluding lightweights cause they are just too tiny for me and this is not japan, no freakshows here LOL

12-05-2007, 08:31 AM

i think i could whoop giant silva or zulu's ass. they are much bigger than me, but i'm somewhat quick for my size and have a little bit of jits in my play book, so i think i could get the better of them.

btw lol great thread..i thought about making this same thread the other day

Jza · 12-05-2007, 08:32 AM

Lol interesting topic.
I'm waiting for at least one poster to say me if ya mean amateur

Erm as for professional I think there are a few that are beatable if they either gas or you have some wrestling knowledge.

This should be interesting to find out who thinks they are tough and should provide some good joke comments

gogoplata · 12-05-2007, 08:33 AM

ive pretty much just got years of jits, but I can strike if i need too. I bet i could roll with most lower tier pros without looking like too much of a poon

i suppose i have broken me fair share of arms ;0)

Gmunit · 12-05-2007, 08:34 AM

Abbadi or Hightower....oh ya and Fedor

gogoplata · 12-05-2007, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Gmunit

Abbadi or Hightower....oh ya and Fedor

fedor would wear your skull like a prop from willow....

Gmunit · 12-05-2007, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by gogoplata

fedor would wear your skull like a prop from willow....

what?? the guy isn't even Top 10

gogoplata · 12-05-2007, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Gmunit

what?? the guy isn't even Top 10

lol true but what experience do you have that gives you the tools to beat a top ten heavywight?

ninja speed?? aikido invisible death throw?

jlruthven84 · 12-05-2007, 08:45 AM

Zulu. If it were a Penthouse Pet-on-a-Pole match, I'd powerbomb him and scramble up the pole like Nightcrawler.

Honestly though, if you're quick enough to avoid his strikes and strong enough to twist one of those ham-sized limbs of his into a sub, I think pretty much anyone could take him. For god sakes, Butterbean tapped him with a kimura.