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Default Mma School ( Its kind of a story)

Say there was a high school, which had a bunch of mma fighters. What would they be? Feel free to add....

Wanderlei Silva: I could see Wandy being the bully. Kind of a loner sitting in the cafeteria eating his lunch by himself. Skipping class, always getting into scraps and what not... Dont really wanna push his buttons cuz hes unpredictable and kind of an animal.

Bj penn: Bj would be the pot head that always sits on the bench out back hangin with his buddies kendall and nick..Sometimes kendall would bring some O.E. Even tho he enjoyed his reefer nobody really fucked with him cuz he'd fight anyone, dont matter how big, and was very respected around school.

Football team: Tito would be the star quarterback...arrogant, bangin the slutty high school cheerleader, mr popular, however lots of people have gotten in it with him due to his attitude. Including the football coach Randy who had to put him in his place one time when Tito was getting out of hand. He has since never wised up again to him.

Matt Hughes: The star running back..Quite strong, breaks tackles kind of arrogant but not as big ego as tito. A while back got into a scrap with the schools star swimmer, Georges St.pierre. Matt roughed up Georges after school one day after learning george was doing Matts women. Since that altercation georges has owned matt twice, and has Matt has learned not to fuck with the swimmer because hes a crazy athlete and one of the toughest guys around..

P.E. teachers: Dan henderson the wrestling coach..Tough as nails. People really like him. Really calm and down to earth, aint scared of anyone. Extremely good at what he does and respected by students and fellow teachers. People come to him if there bullied.. has earned some respect even from Wanderlei....whom dan had clashed with in his earlier days. Hangs out with the volleyball coach Josh Barnett. (Like he doesnt look like a volleyball teacher!)

Math Teacher: No brainer. Mr Franklin smart as hell, extremely athletic. Enjoys working out when not marking math homework.. A couple times one of his students came drunk to class. Mr Franklin had to put Mr Tanner in his place...Evan has since quit drinking and is back on track.

Exchange student: Anderson came over from brazil, and immediately got hated upon by one of Mr Franklins students Chris. Leben was making fun of andersons english.. He learned a painful lesson after anderson shit kicked him in math class.. Mr franklin got involved and also suffred an ass kickin a couple of times...There issues are resolved and have turned out to be extremely good friends.. Ever since then nobody messes with the foreigner except maybe the P.E. teacher. It seemed that the slutty cheerleader also fucked him after reading his shirt " I fuck on the first date". Her boyfriend is to chicken shit to even approach him knowing his big head would get kneed in, so she secretly blows him at lunch in which he earned the term pimp.

The party animal: Without a doubt..Chuck. Always throws crazy parties and gets hammered. A few times tito tried to crash the party and got fucked up. Really popular that no one wants to take make mad. Is a legend around school for his parties and fights. Also banged titos girl, after she seen tito get destroyed.. Doesnt really mess with the gangster anymore tho..

The gangsta: Goes by the name rampage. Hangs out with his crew, got in some shit with chuck a few times and got the best of him. Scrappy guy that used to be more violent in your face type. Ran into the school bully a couple times, got embarassed, and has since changed his mentality. Currently owns anyone his size.

School Cop: Transferred from eastern europe. Cold as steel, however has a sense of humor. Takes care of business when needed. Feared by many Mirko is the obvious choice for the job...

The Principal: Last but not least......Nicest guy around, liked by everyone feared by all . Nobody fucks with.. Few have tried all have failed.
Mr Fedor Emelianenko.

I hope you all enjoyed my story...feel free to comment...I dont post too much...so I hope i get rep'd!!!!!!!
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